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Man} Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.
But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only
be broken by love& #39;s first kiss.
She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing
dragon.
Many brave knigts had
But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only
be broken by love& #39;s first kiss.
She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing
dragon.
Many brave knigts had
attempted to free her from this dreadful prison,
but non prevailed.
She waited in the dragon& #39;s keep in the highest room of the tallest
tower for her true love and true love& #39;s first kiss.
{Laughing}
Like that& #39;s ever gonna happen.
but non prevailed.
She waited in the dragon& #39;s keep in the highest room of the tallest
tower for her true love and true love& #39;s first kiss.
{Laughing}
Like that& #39;s ever gonna happen.
{Paper Rusting, Toilet Flushes}
What a load of -
What a load of -
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain& #39;t the sharpest tool in the shed
She was lookin& #39; kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
The years start comin& #39; and they don& #39;t stop comin& #39;
I ain& #39;t the sharpest tool in the shed
She was lookin& #39; kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
The years start comin& #39; and they don& #39;t stop comin& #39;
Fed to the rules and hit the ground runnin& #39;
Didn& #39;t make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see
So what& #39;s wrong with takin& #39; the backstreets
You& #39;ll never know if you don& #39;t go
Didn& #39;t make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see
So what& #39;s wrong with takin& #39; the backstreets
You& #39;ll never know if you don& #39;t go
You& #39;ll never shine if you don& #39;t glow
Hey, now You& #39;re an all-star
Get your game on, go play
Hey, now You& #39;re a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shootin& #39; stars break the mold
Hey, now You& #39;re an all-star
Get your game on, go play
Hey, now You& #39;re a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shootin& #39; stars break the mold
It& #39;s a good cool place and they say it gets colder
You& #39;re bundled up now but wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite pictures
The ice we skate is gettin& #39; pretty thin
The water& #39;s getting warm so you might
You& #39;re bundled up now but wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite pictures
The ice we skate is gettin& #39; pretty thin
The water& #39;s getting warm so you might
so you might as well swim
My world& #39;s on fire
How & #39;bout yours
That& #39;s the way I like it and I& #39;ll never get bored
Hey, now, you& #39;re an all-star
{Shouting}
Get your game on, go play
Hey, now You& #39;re a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
My world& #39;s on fire
How & #39;bout yours
That& #39;s the way I like it and I& #39;ll never get bored
Hey, now, you& #39;re an all-star
{Shouting}
Get your game on, go play
Hey, now You& #39;re a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shootin& #39; stars break the mold
{Belches}
Go!
Go!
{Record Scratching}
Go. Go.Go.
Hey, now, you& #39;re an all-star
Get your game on, go play
Hey, now You& #39;re a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shootin& #39; stars break the mold
{Belches}
Go!
Go!
{Record Scratching}
Go. Go.Go.
Hey, now, you& #39;re an all-star
Get your game on, go play
Hey, now You& #39;re a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shootin& #39; stars break the mold
Think it& #39;s in there?
-All right. Let& #39;s get it!
-Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?
-Yeah, it& #39;ll grind your bones for it& #39;s bread.
{Laughs}
-Yes, well, actually, that would be a gaint.
Now, ogres - - They& #39;re much worse.
-All right. Let& #39;s get it!
-Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?
-Yeah, it& #39;ll grind your bones for it& #39;s bread.
{Laughs}
-Yes, well, actually, that would be a gaint.
Now, ogres - - They& #39;re much worse.
They& #39;ll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.
-No!
-They& #39;ll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes!
Actually, it& #39;s quite good on toast.
-Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
{Gasping}
-No!
-They& #39;ll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes!
Actually, it& #39;s quite good on toast.
-Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
{Gasping}
Right.
{Roaring}
{Shouting}
{Roaring}
{Whispers} This is the part where you run away.
{Gasping}
{Laughs}
{Laughing} And stay out!
"Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."
{Sighs}
{Roaring}
{Shouting}
{Roaring}
{Whispers} This is the part where you run away.
{Gasping}
{Laughs}
{Laughing} And stay out!
"Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."
{Sighs}
Man& #39;s voice} All right. This one& #39;s full.
-Take it away!
{Gasps}
-Move it along. Come on! Get up!
-Next!
-Give me that! Your fiying days are over.
That& #39;s 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!
-Get up! Come on!
-Twenty pieces.
{Thudding}
-Take it away!
{Gasps}
-Move it along. Come on! Get up!
-Next!
-Give me that! Your fiying days are over.
That& #39;s 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!
-Get up! Come on!
-Twenty pieces.
{Thudding}
-Sit down there!
-Keep quiet!
{Crying}
-This cage is too small.
-Please, don& #39;t turn me in. I& #39;ll never be stubborn again.
I can change. Please! Give me another chance!
-Oh, shut up.
-Oh!
-Next!
-What have you got?
-This little wooden puppet.
-Keep quiet!
{Crying}
-This cage is too small.
-Please, don& #39;t turn me in. I& #39;ll never be stubborn again.
I can change. Please! Give me another chance!
-Oh, shut up.
-Oh!
-Next!
-What have you got?
-This little wooden puppet.
-I& #39;m not a puppet. I& #39;m a real boy.
-Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.
-Father, please! Don& #39;t let them do this!
-Help me!
-Next! What have you got?
-Well, I& #39;ve got a talking donkey.
{Grunts}
-Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.
-Father, please! Don& #39;t let them do this!
-Help me!
-Next! What have you got?
-Well, I& #39;ve got a talking donkey.
{Grunts}
Right. Well, that& #39;s good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.
-Oh, go ahead, little fella.
-Well?
-Oh, oh, he& #39;s just - - He& #39;s just a little nervous.
He& #39;s really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt - -
-That& #39;s it. I& #39;ve heard enough. Guards!
-Oh, go ahead, little fella.
-Well?
-Oh, oh, he& #39;s just - - He& #39;s just a little nervous.
He& #39;s really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt - -
-That& #39;s it. I& #39;ve heard enough. Guards!
No, no, he talks! He does. I can talk. I love to talk.
I& #39;m the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.
-Get her out of my sight.
-No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!
{Gasps}
-Hey! I can fly!
-He can fly!
-He can fly!
-He can talk!
I& #39;m the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.
-Get her out of my sight.
-No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!
{Gasps}
-Hey! I can fly!
-He can fly!
-He can fly!
-He can talk!
Yeah I canât be asked anymore
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Gonna just put my favourite lines now instead :)
Cause I& #39;m all alone
There& #39;s no one here beside me
My promlems have all gone
There& #39;s no one to deride me
But you gotta heve friends - -
There& #39;s no one here beside me
My promlems have all gone
There& #39;s no one to deride me
But you gotta heve friends - -
-Eat me!{Grunts}
-I& #39;ve tried to be fair to you creatures. Now my patience has reached
its end! Tell me or I& #39;ll - -
-No, no, not the buttons. Not my gumdrop buttons.
-All right then. Who& #39;s hiding them?
-Okay, I& #39;ll tell you. Do you know the muffin man?
-I& #39;ve tried to be fair to you creatures. Now my patience has reached
its end! Tell me or I& #39;ll - -
-No, no, not the buttons. Not my gumdrop buttons.
-All right then. Who& #39;s hiding them?
-Okay, I& #39;ll tell you. Do you know the muffin man?
-The muffin man?
-The muffin man.
-Yes, I know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane?
-Well, she& #39;s married to the muffin man.
-The muffin man?
-The muffin man!
-She& #39;s married to the muffin man.
{Door opens}
-The muffin man.
-Yes, I know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane?
-Well, she& #39;s married to the muffin man.
-The muffin man?
-The muffin man!
-She& #39;s married to the muffin man.
{Door opens}
-Example? Okay, um, orges are like onions.
-{Sniffs} They stink?
-Yes - - No!
-They make you cry?
-No!
-You leave them in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin& #39; little
white hairs.
-No! Layers! Onions have layers. Orges have layers!
-{Sniffs} They stink?
-Yes - - No!
-They make you cry?
-No!
-You leave them in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin& #39; little
white hairs.
-No! Layers! Onions have layers. Orges have layers!
Onions have
layers. You get it? We both have layers.
{Sighs}
-Oh, you both have layers. Oh. {Sniffs} You know, not everybody likes
onions. Cake! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
layers. You get it? We both have layers.
{Sighs}
-Oh, you both have layers. Oh. {Sniffs} You know, not everybody likes
onions. Cake! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
And hereâs Gingy because GINGY
