thread of things jangjun has done that shouldnt be real but they are

jangjun learning the process of fermenting alcohol and proceeding to say this

jangjun demonstrating taekwondo while singing a trot song on live tv

jangjun double checking if the fake foot has a smell

jangjun announcing that he has to pee BEFORE the isac event

jangjun getting drunk and proceeding to drunk text goldenness on pocketdols

jangjun saying that golcha will get their teeth capped in gold if they win enough gold medals in isac

jangjun’s poop chocopie

jangjun sprinkling grass on jibeoms face

jangjun’s “m/v” of gang by rain

jangjun trying to get on seungmin’s good side by covering him from the sun WITH HIS SHIRT

honestly jangjun and his whole dingo show is not real

jangjun always slapping the member’s butts (esp jaehyun) during performances in vlives or on live tv (this is just one of the countless occurances)

jangjun at isac is just a whole experience

jangjun being trusted to talk to tbz but proceeding to end the call after two seconds

when dingo told him to bow 108 times and he said this

jangjun saying that he doesn’t know the choreo but proceeds to be the 9th member of weme

jangjun asking if the goldenness was a seal

jangjun getting jealous that a goldenness’ favorite member is joochan and not him so he gets revenge

jangjun exposing a woollim employee for playing starcraft everyday and forcing him to delete the game

jangjun and joochan’s first time meeting

jangjun having to make a 10 minute presentation about himself and presenting it

jangjun cussing at and fighting a drone

jangjun prank calling his mom and trying to stop her from swearing bc he’s on a broadcast

maybe i shouldve made this whole thread a golcha one bc there are other things the other members have done as well that aren’t real

for educational purposes stream lucid dream one by golden child if this thread made u laugh please and thank u <3

here is the golcha promotion tweet you are searching for, if you scrolled through the whole thread please take the time to look at how talented they are

also sorry to break it to you but there’s nine more clones

this is from today so if you do stan golcha it will just never end

the jangjun and clones in question: