Thread by @jiggsprodigy, Okay so I’m gonna try my best to articulate this story properly [...]

Okay so I’m gonna try my best to articulate this story properly

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> so a few years ago I started talking to someone insta as a lil friends ting, this was back when white girls could get my attention so yh it was a white girl and she told me to link her in Birmingham town at like 6 https://twitter.com/jiggsprodigy/status/1282471612487434241">https://twitter.com/jiggsprod...

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So I get to town now and she calls me saying “ahh my badd I had to do something rq, why don’t you come to my bits I’ll direct you” so now I’m contemplating should I go home or should I go to her bits cause my bus home was right there so I could’ve got on. I decided

Fuck it I’m gonna to see her since I’ve come all this way anyway. So now she’s on the phone to me giving me directions to the place from town the bus I gotta take and all that. I’m thinking yh calm bus for like 15 mins get off and meet her at the bus stop

This journey was 1 HOUR 15 MINS. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHERE I WAS GOING. bare in mind it’s like 7:30 pm now , then all I see is a sign saying ‘Welcome to Northfield’. I was in the South of Birmingham

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel"> I live in the west

So I’m looking outside like this. It was like winter times so it’s blue outside

So now I’m starting to get abit agitated and I’m thinking nothing could go worse literally. I’m approaching to stop now where she has agreed to meet me, I get off and she’s right there. She looked NOTHING like her pictures, Im thinking who is this nigga trynna hug me then clocked

So as soon as I saw her face I was instantly pissed off but I didn’t wanna be rude so I tried a smile, I’m pretty sure it wasn’t convincing. She had something in her mouth it looked like a lollipop stick but I didn’t take much notice to it at first and so we started walking

Bro as I’m writing this my blood pressure is rising

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Okay so we start walking and I notice she has a limp. But yunno when you get catfished and so you’re just pissed off

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> I was just thinking “tf happened to your leg bruv” We’re walking now and she’s bare asking me questions , trynna be nice and shit foh

“Are you okay you seem down”
“Yeah I’m good aha just tired”
When I say this picture is EXACTLY how I felt. Yunno when you’re so mad a tear could come out your eye at any second

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“Are you okay you seem down” “Yeah I’m good aha just tired”When I say this picture is EXACTLY how I felt. Yunno when you’re so mad a tear could come out your eye at any second https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

" title="“Are you okay you seem down” “Yeah I’m good aha just tired”When I say this picture is EXACTLY how I felt. Yunno when you’re so mad a tear could come out your eye at any second https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

I even forgot to mention I was cold aswell so that even added to it. So we’re walking she’s telling me “I don’t think you’ll like these ends haha” I’m in the middle of fake laughing now, this bitch pulls a lighter out of her back pocket. I instantly frown.

Wtf are you boutta do with that lighter. You see that lollipop stick she had in her mouth, IT WAS A C- . A CIGA-. This bitch has the audacity to ask “you don’t mind me smoking do you?” My stupid putting-other-people-before-myself ass said “no it’s fine aha”

I wish I had vns smh. Anyways. She lights up that devils stick. And she starts smoking and talking to me , she just carries on the convo like everything’s top tip fantabulous. I’m there trynna firms the cigarette smoke. Trying my best not to cough

That oyinbo opened her mouth to smile, with that her sweet corn teeth on gums kmt

The cigarette smoke was violently carressing my nostrils. Anyways whilst I’m slowly dying we’re still walking so I ask her “where we going”. ( let’s call her Sarah, could give a fuck what her name was) Sarah flinched her mouth to say to me “I’m gonna take you to O-block”

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel">my heart instantly dropped

My heart was so far down my balls i could piss out a heart beat. PEOPLE PLEASE REMEMEMBER THE TIME. It must’ve been like 7: 32 now in winter. Yes all this happened in like 2 mins

Okay everyone’s gonna have to wait , I need to do something, then imma carry on this story , this you have seen NOTHING so far

Okay boom I’m back

This girl started telling me about O-Block and how it’s where her little crew hang out and how it’s not safe around these ends and they protect eachother etc etc. I wasn’t really listening much , my anger made me deaf to whatever was coming out her mouth

Then this bitch says “I have to walk around with a knife in my jeans, I can feel it rn on my legs” THIS BITCH HAS A KNIFE DOWN HER SLIM FIT JEANS

let me say it again, just in case it didn’t click THIS BITCH HAS A KNIFE DOWN HER SEA BLUE, SLIM FIT ELASTIC WAIST JEANS

I’m looking like”swear downnn ”

So when I first linked her the limp wasn’t an injury, it was the BLADED ARTICLE IN HER SLIM FIT FUCKING JEANS

She asked me for the 54th time “are you okay, you look down” and for the 54th time I replied “yeah I’m good just tired” I started to feel sorry for her knowing that I was gonna block her when I got home and she was just genuinely trynna be nice, she even offered to buy me sweets

Then I remembered where I was and thought mannn fuck this bitch

Okay let’s quickly recapitulate the situation. It is 7 something, I am in the middle of northfield after a long day of travelling, talking to a cigarette smoking catfish who could at any second decide to stab me in my chest, taking me to her crew block

Okay so we get to O Block and oh my fucking God

It’s a fucking flat with a door that doesn’t close, she knocks on the door and says some stupid gang lingo shit. Some fucking little pale monkey opens the door. This child could not have been any more than 12. Not even a hello , the first words that slip from his tongue are

“Do you smoke”

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I say no. These man are all staring at me at first because there are like 10 people here and I’m the only nigger. Anyways they’re all smoking - including the 12 year old. Then she says let’s go shops. This little bitch 12 year old does some kinda animal noise or some shit

It must be some kinda gang call cause like 3 of them started walking with us to the shops, anyways we’ve gone shops now. This bitch has the audacity to offer me food. I left the house on an empty stomach , i was so angry I lost my appetite. I tell her I wanna go homenow it’slate

She says “ okay I’ll walk you to the bus stop” whole time she’s trynna speak to me and I’m just saying “mhmm”. We get to the bus stop now and this next line solidified the block that she would receive when I got home

She places her hand on my shoulder, looks me dead in the eye and says “I don’t think these ends are for you” ..................? I’ve never felt some emasculated in my life . So I’m a bitch? Is what you’re saying?

Me: ahaaa

I rate that she has ambition though. She really had the confidence to say “maybe next time we can do something els- NEXT TIME HAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA, NEXT TIME MY BACKFOOT

The bus comes, she hugs me while I stand there with hand in pocket. My phone is on like 20 % and I have an hour and a half journey to complete so I can’t even listen to music or nothing. I got on the bus and just contemplated. That’s all I was doing the whole journey

I forgot about life and existence. I was just thinking about what had just happened and whether it is real.

Can I just say this all happened in like the space of 15 minutes. That was the quickest linkup I’ve ever had in my life . 3 hours travel for 15 minutes of harassment

By the time I got home it was probably like 9:45 . I thanked God I made it home and charged my phone.

AS SOON AS it turned on I sprinted onto insta and blocked her with VELOCITY. I scrolled through her page one more time, shook my head and kissed my teeth right before I hit the block button. Then I went onto the Mandem gc to tell them

Moral of the story. Don’t link girls from Northfield

Anyways follow me, I follow back

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