thread of things taemin has done that shouldn’t be real but they are
making headlines for being caught trying to leave the stage early
do we know if this man survived
cutting jjong’s leg hair at ISAC
big mac
“i’ve never seen broccoli before”
being fine even after walking face-first into a confetti cannon
not guessing luggage even though everyone else in shinee did the greatest pantomime of the 21st century
getting dared into a kiss for the last performance of his musical and doing it
“i don’t have money”
filming jongin while he sobbed after exo’s first music show win
the latin performance with minho
when he turned around so this kid would bump into his bum instead of his family jewels
getting serenaded to just the way you are while in drag
“hi baby... uwuwuwu”
imitating the little green men from toy story because his hair was green https://twitter.com/bt_LeeTaemin/status/1186573550859124736/video/1">https://twitter.com/bt_LeeTae...
why
PUNCH
doing this on national tv
the imitation of the sloth from zootipia
when he freaked out over a bug mid-concert https://twitter.com/bt_LeeTaemin/status/1186570538837131264/video/1">https://twitter.com/bt_LeeTae...
when he got kicked out of his own kkt chat room cuz he spoke and people didn’t believe it was him so he sent a pissed off selfie as proof
making shinee fail at this immediately
not even batting an eye when they tried to scare him twice
when they made him do exo’s mama at sukira radio
the entire chloe grace moretz situation
“just dance shortly”
when jongin called him for the best friend quiz and taemin purposely failed and had this to say about him
when they were driving around a nice neighborhood in LA saying how cool it’d be to live there and taemin was like excuse me no gun control here
when taemin noticed jongin’s fansite filming them and did this
the britney circus performance
taemin doing the my first kiss performance replacing fx in drag
taking jinkis boiled egg just to eat the yolk and give it back to him
taemin scaring himself with things
when he won vs gfriend and they stayed to try and follow the pyn choreo
when he got clowned by super m juniors cuz he had no idea he’d forgotten his phone and they had it
asking ob*ma if he pre-ordered want
not even taemin knows how he managed this one
the “taemin vaping around j*min” pool chalk urban legend that birthed one of the most hilarious memes on stan twit
when taemin said hi to the male fans in the audience so they busted their lungs so he’d hear them https://twitter.com/bt_LeeTaemin/status/1160897875158548483/video/1">https://twitter.com/bt_LeeTae...
when it was raining at dream concert and some ppl actually fell bc the stage was wet and taemin just used it to skate
when the producer for taemin’s final life saw a pretty boy stage & said he wants to make a drama with taemin and jongin
taemin jumping into the snow and then right back into the hot tub over and over
he wasn’t even 16 doing this
taemin on snl korea
breaking the prop for his famous mv immediately after trying it
this whole moment with singing the wrong line during beautiful
“i know how to flip this egg” https://twitter.com/OT5Holic/status/1193771106571870208/video/1">https://twitter.com/OT5Holic/...
the fact that jongin is taemins only dating scandal and when dispatch tried to expose them all taemin cared about was that they didn’t look clapped in the pics
when he thought he’d ripped his pants and he kept checking all embarrased because he didn’t know if shawols were laughing at him or with him lmfaooo
when he actually made the news for ripping his pants onstage during broadcast and it became a hot topic
shabekuri, a jp variety show, hadn’t had a kr guest in years until taemin and this is what he did at said show
hitting fans with the signed balls at basically every super m concert stop because he’s shit at throwing
the things he does at fanmeets for shawols who act like they’re seeing god
when he didn’t realize he was leaning against an actual elevator
THE ABSOLUTE LACK OF SELF-PRESERVATION?????
taemin fucking it up to papi chulo
taemin doing salt bae for kibum
“taemin has no object permanence”
trying to hand bambam his trophy instead of the mic