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thread of things taemin has done that shouldn’t be real but they are
eating meat with his favorite choco cereal on camera that kelloggs saw so they sent him free boxes
making headlines for being caught trying to leave the stage early
do we know if this man survived
hating everything he saw at fashion week ‘19 so bad he couldn’t even fake it
cutting jjong’s leg hair at ISAC
generally being the way he is
comparing shawols to all sorts of things
big mac
covering his own nipples during a fs
“i’ve never seen broccoli before”
getting locked out of his house because his drunk ass forgot the house pw
being fine even after walking face-first into a confetti cannon
not guessing luggage even though everyone else in shinee did the greatest pantomime of the 21st century
everything he does to kibum
getting dared into a kiss for the last performance of his musical and doing it
telling a shawol to stream if they miss him
“i don’t have money”
his fan service
filming jongin while he sobbed after exo’s first music show win
the latin performance with minho
when he turned around so this kid would bump into his bum instead of his family jewels
getting serenaded to just the way you are while in drag
the way he’s been trying to con his seniors into buying him a car for years
“hi baby... uwuwuwu”
when he broke into kibums house to steal stuff and leave him a bday cake and posted it to ig
imitating the little green men from toy story because his hair was green https://twitter.com/bt_LeeTaemin/status/1186573550859124736/video/1
doing this every time he’s at music shows
why
PUNCH
doing this on national tv
the imitation of the sloth from zootipia
when he freaked out over a bug mid-concert https://twitter.com/bt_LeeTaemin/status/1186570538837131264/video/1
when he got kicked out of his own kkt chat room cuz he spoke and people didn’t believe it was him so he sent a pissed off selfie as proof
jinki’s katsu chicken
making shinee fail at this immediately
not even batting an eye when they tried to scare him twice
when they made him do exo’s mama at sukira radio
the entire chloe grace moretz situation
“just dance shortly”
showing his fansites his car pokémon
when jongin called him for the best friend quiz and taemin purposely failed and had this to say about him
when they were driving around a nice neighborhood in LA saying how cool it’d be to live there and taemin was like excuse me no gun control here
when taemin noticed jongin’s fansite filming them and did this
the britney circus performance
taemin doing the my first kiss performance replacing fx in drag
taking jinkis boiled egg just to eat the yolk and give it back to him
taemin scaring himself with things
when he won vs gfriend and they stayed to try and follow the pyn choreo
like 90% of the fan interactions aren’t real
when he got clowned by super m juniors cuz he had no idea he’d forgotten his phone and they had it
taemin’s idea of what’s “romantic”
asking ob*ma if he pre-ordered want
taemin: i’d like to be key’s dog
not even taemin knows how he managed this one
when he found jongins ad the supermarket and took a pic to clown him
the “taemin vaping around j*min” pool chalk urban legend that birthed one of the most hilarious memes on stan twit
taemin drawing men into homosexuality
when taemin said hi to the male fans in the audience so they busted their lungs so he’d hear them https://twitter.com/bt_LeeTaemin/status/1160897875158548483/video/1
when it was raining at dream concert and some ppl actually fell bc the stage was wet and taemin just used it to skate
when the producer for taemin’s final life saw a pretty boy stage & said he wants to make a drama with taemin and jongin
taemin jumping into the snow and then right back into the hot tub over and over
he wasn’t even 16 doing this
taemin on snl korea
breaking the prop for his famous mv immediately after trying it
this whole moment with singing the wrong line during beautiful
“i know how to flip this egg” https://twitter.com/OT5Holic/status/1193771106571870208/video/1
the fact that jongin is taemins only dating scandal and when dispatch tried to expose them all taemin cared about was that they didn’t look clapped in the pics
the before and after of taemin’s rollercoaster ride with jjong
when he thought he’d ripped his pants and he kept checking all embarrased because he didn’t know if shawols were laughing at him or with him lmfaooo
when he actually made the news for ripping his pants onstage during broadcast and it became a hot topic
shabekuri, a jp variety show, hadn’t had a kr guest in years until taemin and this is what he did at said show
they also printed huge prints of taemin’s body to show it off during broadcast
taemin: i don’t drink
also taemin: if you add water to the sake that shit hits different
also taemin: if you add water to the sake that shit hits different
hitting fans with the signed balls at basically every super m concert stop because he’s shit at throwing
the things he does at fanmeets for shawols who act like they’re seeing god
when he didn’t realize he was leaning against an actual elevator
THE ABSOLUTE LACK OF SELF-PRESERVATION?????
taemin fucking it up to papi chulo
taemin doing salt bae for kibum
“taemin has no object permanence”
trying to hand bambam his trophy instead of the mic
“onew will think of me as poop”
