#Clerith statements/tweets that aged like Milk the RE-UP: A Thread! #FF7R #AerithGainsborough #CloudStrife #TifaLockhart #FF7 #FFVIIRemake

Reunion flower : Cloud canonically gives the reunion flower to Tifa - don’t tell that to the #clerith!

To Live or Not to Live - #Clerith continuously vouch for an Aerith revival which means the whole compilation would be massively revised. They seem to forget this and continue to contridict themselves, though! #FinalFantasyVIIRemake

Cloud just wants to have fun - #clerith fans seem to hate whenever Cloud is portrayed as gender or sexually fluid (or just having fun in general) because they’re rampant homophobes. They later make up this idea that Cloud danced for Aerith to settle their homophobic nerves.

Unappreciated : shamed rabid #clerith @daenaerith being paid dust for her botched translations which is followed by a cry of attention because no one gave 2 shits about her post on the CxA forums. *sad violin*

Daddy issues: who’s gonna tell @daenaerith that Nojima stans CloTi harder than I do????? #FF7r #cloti #clerith

Ain’t it funny? - id be careful before listening to one of these #clerith. They’re so desperate to undermine Tifa’s impact, even in the early development stages of the game. #FF7r

Cold hearted - which fanfic did they read where Cloud is cold towards Tifa and warm towards Aerith???? #clerith #cloti

Counting your chickens before they hatch - this one’s pretty self explanatory. #cloti

It’s raining leaks! when #FF7R progress work was leaked, the #clerith weren’t very happy...so unhappy that they made a false narrative of framing The Lifestream Forums of leaking this content in order to make actual unfinished progress look bias.

Because I said so - rabid delusional #clerith openly challenging & contradicting Nojima’s description of Tifa’s role as Cloud’s childhood friend.

Aerith’s white privilege - #Clerith are so unaware of the social and environmental happenings in #FF7R that they were unaware of how harsh Tifa & others upbringing were in Nibelheim due to environmental damage while Aerith basked in a private oasis.

Selective memory rabid #clerith shipper forgetting that her most favorite character ever gets sishkabobed in FF7 OG - probably in the most surprisingly violent way possible, especially for it’s time. Oh yeah, spoiler alert... #aerith

Also - this happens.

Tragedy - No Aerith No Dissidia

Dissidia NT woes. #clerith

Aerith Revival Blues clerith cult leader @daenaerith basically admitting she makes shit up all of the time, and she’d “lurk” the internet for FF7 compilation and fandom information.

Also - Japanese people live in another realm.