Sometimes I try to explain to people who don’t know me how my life is often just comically unfortunate and they get all serious like “ohh wow I’m so sorry that must be tough” like no trust me you will laugh too

my favorite example of just a “wow thats unfortunate” moment is the time in middle school @BigAl22022 tried to teach me to ride a bike and my phone fell out of my pocket and fell down a sewer grate. Like wtf else are you gonna do except laugh

I’m just gonna keep adding to this thread in hopes that it brings humor to someone’s life so here we go

the time I moved into my ~first real apartment~ and my 3rd night I was awoken in the middle of the night by what would turn out to be a RACCOON living in my ceiling. He lived up there for 2 weeks before my landlord finally hired someone to get him out.

I named him Gus. He was a chill roommie but his sleeping habits were wack.