On COVID-19 They say, "We MUST Listen to the Experts!"
Let's take a look at what the experts have said.
March
I. "Do not wear masks."
Why not?
"Masks worn by the public will not reduce the spread of Corona virus."
Why?
1. "The virus passes thru the mask."
2. "Medical workers need them."
Wait! What!?
Does the virus change size in a hospital?
Does it NOT pass thru for nurses? but it does for me?
OK. We Listened. We didn't wear masks.
II. "Shut down, Socially Distance & Shelter in Place!"
Why?
"The virus travels less than 6 feet when cough or sneeze."
"Avoid infected people."
OK. We shut, sheltered & distanced.
III. May/June "Open with guidelines."
OK!
1. Dry sand OK. West sand BAD.
2. Liquor stores OK. Churches BAD.
3. Protestors OK. Funerals BAD.
4. Abortions OK. Surgery BAD.
IV. July, "Wear masks whenever you go outside!"
Why?
1. "NOT to protect YOU from getting the virus. To protect your neighbor. DON'T BE SELFISH."
Oh! OK. NOW WAIT A MINUTE!
Is it a ONE-WAY VIRUS?
It only passed through the mask in one direction?
Is it blocked when I exhale but not when I inhale?
How else can it not protect me but protect you when we're BOTH masked!?
V. "Open Churches with Guidelines.
Wear masks, Social Distance and NO SINGING!"
Why?
If masks work, Why keep distance?
If distance works, why masks?
If either works, why NO SINGING?
VI. "Don't open schools... No college sports... Only Online college courses."
Why?
You said, "People under 25 are at minimal risk for infection or serious illness."
I JUST DON'T GET IT! THE EXPERTS ARE AS CONFUSED AS I AM!
So.... Tell me again.
WHYYY!
Should anyone follow the "EXPERTS!?"
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