Thread by @MeltedSherbert, umineko is 2 and a half gigabytes? im downloading umineko btw tomorrow(or [...]

umineko is 2 and a half gigabytes?

im downloading umineko btw

tomorrow

(or something)

Capcom Presents....

Marvel Comics....

(Umineko livetweet thread, i haven't played higurashi and i don't plan to)

this atmosphere is fantastic and i've only been stuck on the main menu so far

it's literally just a bunch of seagull noises and some mystery noises

i dont know if i like the original or the new character portraits better i think they both have their own merits

I TAKE IT BACK I LIKE THE ORIGINAL ARTSTYLE MORE

LITTLE MANS JUST VIBING

to be serious though i'm only in the beginning of the story so far and i think the original artstyle is actually better looking than the newer one

it kinda feels more authentic to me

shikata ga nai spotted

yeah no fuck that artstyle shift

fate/stay night wannabe lookin ass

battler is due to get a death penalty

finally

fire emblem two houses

these fucks own a whole ass island and most of it is a forest

i can't help but imagine how much living space they're removing by making all of it private property

these fuckers are on the god damn edge YOU CAN DO IT YOU CAN REALIZE

NO

WHY

this is probably an important detail because of what the game's established earlier so i'm putting it here for myself to bookmark and note

oh, boy? okay

not gonna lie i thought he looked like a melty blood character

snapchat????

there's some really interesting class commentary going on

we just spent like a bunch of time getting to know this family through funny quirky jpn styled jokes but then we just had a scene where the adults, and the big adults specifically, are being snooty little bitches

yeah i know this game gets like real fuckin crazy or whatever but i'm also trying to figure out if it's all related to the class commentary going on because there's some really interesting stuff being depicted here

BUT BATTLER IS STILL A MASSIVE BASTARD

I MUST DESTROY THIS BITCH

yo yo wait that's her isn't it ?

see even the children know

need a break

lets get back in

im still reading through all of this and they sure like takin their sweet time letting us understand how this family structure works

i'm not complaining, a lot of it is really interesting but i can't help but wonder.... who is that witch girl i kept seeing

sus

oh i was right

DELZNEY LAND

I THOUGHT THIS SAID 5G AND I WAS ABOUT TO FREAK IT

oh the clock went backwards this time

sweats

oh this kid gets it

this corporate intimidation / fight is really juicy

like the only real reference point i have for this is yakuza but even then that series is more focused on fighting

this is a whole different level i'm not used to, and i really do wonder if we'll get to "capitalism is bad" eventually

putting this here as a bookmark to come back to later

...is this the fucking riddle? this is the riddle that's got everyone stumped?

just find his hometown and the river you dumbasses

oh wait there's more to it

okay no this is still very like, straightforward

okay no there's still more and this part is tricky

OH SOMEONE IS DYING TONIGHT

...yeah that scene was rough

im really hoping this game doesn't backpedal on the parenting aspect because god damn this family is going to die tonight

this game has been setting up a lot of things

lets just hope it doesn't pers*na 4 it up and absolutely just miss the point and allow no change to happen

"Is this what the game percieves as normal, or is it what it wants us to believe is normal until it all falls down?"

that's the question right now

bitch that was YOUR child

the one YOU yourself beat and left out there you DUMBASS

LETS GO

WHAT THE HELL THATS ME

COLORS WEAVE INTO A SPIRE OF FLAME

so now the search for beatrice's gold is a game?

im really digging this

butterflies...

something's happening

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

taking another break for now

i wanna play more tonight i just gotta take care of some stuff

oops i guess not

vibrates

holy shit

the character portraits in the system menu got changed to reflect their corpses

woah

OH SHIT

this is very silly for me to read its like

i get that normally when one reads this for the first time they're supposed to go along with this but i just super understand right now that there's magic involved

whoever beatrice is right now, is causing a very slow burn

but also like... props to battler, despite being an absolute shithead, for being like "wait there's no way that can be right"

AH MOTHERFUCKER YOU SERIOUS

oh that wasnt the full quote

oh my god is maria like.

i just want to note right now im like. almost sure this theme playing right now is beatrice's theme

lol

OHHHH FUCK

YET SOMEHOW THE NEW IMAGES DOES NOT CAPTURE THE MERE SHOCK AND AWE OF THE ORIGINAL

MOTHERFUCKER DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT VIDEO GAMES

YOOOOOOOOO

battler is gonna try and fight the witch with facts and logic

man fuck rosa

ohhhh

so the 6 people who died were "interest"

the adults in this visual novel are fucking bastards i swear

POGCHAMP

...solomon's book

holy SHIT a jumpscare

GET FUCKED

OH THIS IS THE TRACK

THE EXECUTIONER

this is like,

legitimately scary i hope people realize this

the mystery of a closed room murder was just turned from a fun puzzle to a frightening proof of concept

that witches exist

wait wait WAIT IS THIS IT

I HEARD IT I HEARD HER LAUGH

I HEARD THE .WAV THAT WAS NO MISTAKE HER

im like freaking out cause like

holy shit that was so good

odd timing for a joke huh

thats probably a good place to stop

i hope im awake early enough to continue this tomorrow cause im still really itching to finish episode 1

if my suspicions are correct, the interface might end up being different each episode because of the way characters just kinda drop dead real quickly

that and there seems to only be enough room for one (two?) more new character portraits in this episode

meaning if i'm correct i'm actually going to meet beatrice sometime soon

which i think is poggers

SHIT i was supposed to play tonight lets begin soon

uh oh

okay this is actually really good i like this

i joked about battler trying to find the culprit using facts and logic, but the fact that we're getting into the idea that relying on those facts and logic all the time won't work is astonishing to me

if you know this tweet's double meaning, you know

im hoping when i meet beatrice she just fucking hates the grand dad

i don't mean any ill will against kinzo it's just that i think it'd be really fucking hilarious for the woman he was cheating with to just absolutely go ham about him being a fool

WAIT A SECOND THE NOTES THE GAME GAVE ME

THESE ARE CLUES. THESE ARE FUCKING HINTS AS TO WHAT'S COMING NEXT. WHAT THE HELL AAAAAAAAAAA

im gonna brb but if five fuckin twilights have occured already according to these notes im actually gonna freak it

im back

LETS FUCKING GO

YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH

IF SOMEONE DIES THROUGH THEIR STOMACH I'M POGCHAMPING

THERE'S THAT FUCKING CLOCK NOISE AGAIN

she actually made the group cause discord amongst themselves i fucking-

i haven't met this beatrice and yet i'm enthralled by her

Guns are useless against witches.

does this.... count as credits rolling?

Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Mammon, Satan, Lucifer, Belgephor, Leviathan

t-t....tea party....?

when was the tea party added

if it was before, this is the author explaining what has transpired

if it was after, this is a reflection of the audience

and it's as beautiful and comical as it is unsettling

holy shit this is only the first episode

ITS HER

ITS HER SHE'S HERE

SHE'S FUCKING HERE, IN THIS GOD DAMN TEA PARTY

BEATRICE SAMA

POGGERS SWAG KINO GOAT PLEASE MA'AM CAN YOU MISS JUST ONCE

BATTLER-KUN I TOLD YOU NOT TO DENY THE EXISTENCE OF MAGIC WITH YOUR BEN SH*PIRO ASS HEAD WHEN THE HOES ARE AROUND

YO KINZO WAS RIGHT

THE SOUND SHE MAKES WHEN SHE TAKES A LIFE IS SO SATISFYING IT'S EUPHORIC (I would like to note that this tweet is exaggerated and I'm not a sociopath)

(I would do like to, however, note that there is a sound that happens when someone dies on the vn's camera, and this is what Sherb is referring to)