what I think about each zodiac sign based on my experience and what i know about astrology: a thread

y'all have a natal chart so what I say might not be accurate for you,,,, btw don't attack me lol it's just for fun
aries:

- competitive as fuck
- can you relax for a sec???
- do y'all seriously think you are the superior sign? 💀💀
- SO EXPLOSIVE
- you get jealous easily
- positive vibes 🤝
- funny
taurus

- stubborn
- WHY ARE Y'ALL SO SLOW
- SPEAK UP
- your hugs are SO heartwarming
- hardworking
- lazy lazy lazy
gemini

- YOUR BRAIN FUCK LET ME KISS IT
- y'all love learning about everything
- sarcastic asf
- ppl hate u just bc they can't be you
- smart
- TALKATIVE
- coolest friend
cancer:

- the mom friend of the group
- so sensitive
- y'all love making new friends
- easily offended
- will do anything for the ppl they love
- best hugs and forehead kisses
leo

- glamorous bitches
- YOUR ENERGYYYY FUCK we love to see it
- y'all are always looking for attention,,,
- charismatic as fuck
- y'all seem pretty confident but on the inside you are so insecure,,
virgo

- SO MEAN
- stop overthinking please you can't be perfect
- will take care of you
- so organized 🤝
- gets annoyed easily
- gives good advices
libra

- ALL YOU DO IS FLIRT
- acts like a dumb person but they are not
- tries to be nice with everyone just bc they want ppl to like them đź’€
- dramatic,,,
- good taste
scorpio:

- resting bitch face
- can be really mean
- SENSITIVEEE
- ngl y'all can be pretty toxic,,, đź’€
- LOYAL AS FUCK
- y'all are so horny
- gets overwhelmed easily
sagittarius

- optimistic
- FUNNYYYY
- spontaneous AS FUCK
- y'all seem pretty happy but on the inside y'all can be really sad and no one will notice,,,,,
- not afraid to take risks
capricorn

- HARDWORKING
- seems heartless but they're just scared of getting hurt
- loyal
- y'all are so independent
- best leaders
- big brain
aquarius

- open minded
- emotionless (sometimes)
- would do anything for their friend
- SMART
- please don't be mean all the time
- sarcastic
pisces,,,,

- can be really dumb and clumsy
- YOUR HEART????? please
- empathetic AS FUCK
- BITCH STOP DAYDREAMING,, be realistic
- so sensitive,,, and that's why they get overwhelmed easily
- y'all are always trying to make everyone feel better
don't take it that serious lol chill 💆🏻‍♀️ read your natal chart
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