Dude showed up last night in the middle of the festivities

New girl and I are on the porch he asks where is Foxy. She’s in the kitchen making me a drink

10 minutes no drink

I tell new girl go in the kitchen rescue Foxy from the crying Spanish guy a bring back my drink
10 more minutes no drink

I go in the kitchen WTF

Main says in front of him “He thinks you’re the devil. You have no heart. He can’t drop girls without caring.”

My response

Where’s my drink?

Finally someone hands me a drink

Dude is beyond help

I go back outside
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