mum on hannibal: ‘i can’t believe they think he’s gorgeous. he’s revolting’
angels episode but flaps of back-skin pulled up over the head just makes me think of the blood-starved beast
made me think it would literally just be this
would you like to know how many times my theology eye has twitched throughout this episode
‘vigilante?’ mum asked. ‘is that like the clown?’

‘huh?’ i have an idea of where this is going, but i care not jump to it.

‘you know,’ she clarifies, ‘the joker?’
every twenty minutes of watching this i tell mum ‘that’s a reference to silence of the lambs’
dr chilton on-screen for the first time and i pause to tell mum at length that he is the most awful person
replace intro theme with lipstick to void
love that this show takes great care to show how vivid reimaginings of murders take terrible psychic toll on will & shows us them all in very great detail anyway 🙃
jack crawford not being able to stop thinking about when his wife is going to die 🤝 me not being able to stop thinking about when antigone is going to die
hi aunt vivian!!!
remake the show but he’s called the chesapeake reaper and he looks dresses and sounds just like reaper overwatch
hi gillian anderson i love you i would also have been very happy to see dr melfi in this rôle
regret inform that the butchery into such diverse organs most *definitely* makes this dwarf fortress
are you a will graham or a won’t graham
‘actually that doesn’t look like a human kidney’ mum weighs in
franklyn’s whole arc is deeply deeply sad
bryan you can’t just tell me douglas wilson’s dead like that
constantly misreading ‘catgut’ as ‘catgirl’
oh no hannibal plays the theremin i feel a note of relation
‘very very bad table manners for someone who cares so much about that,’ she says. (hannibal has an upturned fork.) ‘that’s the way they do it over there,’ i tell her. she insists, ‘that’s what i mean!’
relate to franklyn extremely much so it is v whiplashy to see his death immediately followed by this wild fight with... nunchucks
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