How many days until @BridgetCReed and I get married?
The only relevant 74 in Philly sports history is a guy who was convicted of attacking workers on his ranch with a machete and setting them on fire. Sorry.
We will not be acknowledging Al H*rford or Elt*n Br*nd for their use of 42 today. Thank you for understanding.
Crazy that the Phillies did not have anyone wear 37 the past few seasons and they’re definitely not still getting paid by the team. No sir.