How many days until @BridgetCReed and I get married?
Got a call from the register of wills
Fun fact: I sold Thrice tickets to one of these guys
Pictured: a young Justin realizing the only time he gets on the field is as a kicker
The only relevant 74 in Philly sports history is a guy who was convicted of attacking workers on his ranch with a machete and setting them on fire. Sorry.
*Get My Michael Phelps On plays in the background*
(Nice)
It was a long day. Almost forgot!
Could use a 12-fingered pitcher in the pen right about now
Got our license today!
We will not be acknowledging Al H*rford or Elt*n Br*nd for their use of 42 today. Thank you for understanding.
It’s crazy that no one wore 38 for the Phillies during the 90s (don’t look this up)
Crazy that the Phillies did not have anyone wear 37 the past few seasons and they’re definitely not still getting paid by the team. No sir.
One month out!
Two weeks out.....AHHHH
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