The thread where I tell you how certain soap characters would react to Covid. Here's a picture of Tanner Novlan:

Carly would defy Laura's orders that restaurants be takeout only and open up the Metro Court dining room. It would become a hot spot for infection. Carly would be there with a hole cut in her mask so she can "breathe better." #GH

Bill would proclaim that masks are for pussies and mock any mask wearing Spencer employee. Katie would yell at him from ten feet away in a full hazmat suit. Liam would show him the science. Bill would die a month later in the hospital. #BoldandBeautiful

Chad, Abigail and Julie would try to prove that Gabi was the one who made Covid and unleashed it on the world. Clearly she couldn't stand seeing everyone happy and decided to kill millions to ruin Julie's Place because she is histories greatest monster. #Days

Liz would be exhausted from working at the hospital and living at Wyndemere in order to not expose her kids to Covid. Franco would be taking care of the kids as a house husband and worrying that Liz will get sick. #GH

Victoria would implement working from home immediately at Newman Enterprises. She'd also yell at Reed at for going to a party and would drag his ass home. At night, she'd drink wine and watch Outlander. Possibly pleasure herself to thoughts of Sam Heughan. #YR

Scotty would be having the time of his life in having court cases over Zoom. He'd be full Donald Duck-ing it by wearing no pants. Just letting everything breathe while arguing for his client. #GH

Liam would be torn between sequestering with Hope and Steffy and try to split time between houses. When Hope is five minutes late for a Zoom call, he'd marry Steffy as a horrified Hope looks on from her computer when she can't unmute herself. #BoldandBeautiful

Justin wouldn't be having as much fun as Scotty over at GH arguing cases over Zoom. He'd represent Xander for a public nudity charge when he starts jogging bottomless. Xander would get the death penalty. #Days

Nikki would have to use sex to get Victor to wear a mask. He'd argue that he's Victor Newman and Covid wouldn't dare enter his body. Nikki wouldn't bother arguing the science and would get him to acquiesce by putting those stripper moves to work. She's still got it. #YR

Brooke would make a mask line for Forrester Creations. It would have phrases like "Respect my marriage!", "Destiny!", "Respect my daughter's marriage!", "Make sure he's your husband before fucking!" and "Slut from the Valley." #BoldandBeautiful

Jason would get Covid during a gun fight. The rival hitman would sneeze and of course Jason wouldn't be wearing a mask. Jason survived multiple gunshots, head injuries, brain surgery. You name it and he'd die from a sneeze, not a bullet. #GH

Eli and Lani would have a tough time dealing with Covid while she's pregnant. She'd take a leave of absence to avoid getting infected. They'd also grapple with Black Lives Matter and why JJ shooting Theo became all about JJ's feelings and how fucked up that was. #Days

Josslyn is a social and active person so she wouldn't like quarantine much. She'd end up at a private island with Jax for a few months. Trina would be more chill and use the time to binge shows. Cameron would write a song about loneliness and enjoy Aiden's baking. #GH

After EJ's hospital stops allowing visitors due to Covid, Sami decides to use her drag king persona Stan again. She takes a job as a janitor to see him. EJ finally recovers enough and they have him sex in the shower while Sami is still in Stan drag. #Days

Phyllis would go viral after showing up at Society for takeout and refusing to wear a mask. "Abby, do I look sick? No. Masks are for sick people. Let me in!" Phyllis would be hauled off in handcuffs after spitting on Abby. #YR

Abby would die two months later after struggling with Covid. She didn't get it from Phyllis. She gets it from Chance who doesn't wash his hands because he thinks his dick is clean from being in his pants. He's even one of those people who flushes with the lid up. He lives. #YR

Alexis would be addicted to watch Covid coverage on MSNBC. She'd have the time after being disbarred so no Zoom court for her. She'd also yell at people she sees out and about without masks. She'd go with Molly & TJ to distribute masks & hand sanitizer to the homeless. #GH

Thomas would try to use Covid to get Hope. He'd make Douglas lick various door handles to try to get him infected with Covid. Thankfully Douglas wouldn't get it, but he would finally call CPS on his evil daddy. #BoldandBeautiful

Susan would write a Facebook post about a mean, mean, mean grocery store worker who wouldn't let her in without a mask. She just wanted to get some garlic because her neighbor's son is clearly a vampire. After talking to Will, she makes her own Elvis themed mask. #Days

Laura would be overwhelmed with everything going on. #GH would be at capacity with patients and she'd have to deal with Carly having the Metro Court open. On top of that, a shipment of PPE would be stolen by Jerry Jacks and held for ransom.

Since Katie's body is held together by pilfered parts from relatives and Vaporub, she'd only leave the house in a hazmat suit. She wouldn't attend Bill's funeral, but she would have a dream about him banging her mom in the afterlife. Dead Bill does bang Beth. #BoldandBeautiful

Celeste would call and text various Salemites in October 2019 about the coming danger of Covid. Almost none of them would listen. Abe would decide it was worth stocking up on hand sanitizer & PPE just in case his former mother-in-law's predictions of doom were true. #Days

Sonny would get Covid from Hole In Her Mask Carly. Of course, they'd both live. An out of breath Sonny would ask Liz for bar ware to throw from his hospital bed. She'd take pity on him and give him a sippy cup to throw as he calls Covid a dumb slut. #GH

Nick is kind of a dumb dumb, so he'd be skeptical about Covid. It would take a dream of Cassie calling him a moron for him to listen. He'd start wearing a mask around Phyllis, even during sex. It would be just doggy style and then video games from 6 feet away. #YR

Ava would use Carly and Sonny getting Covid from Carly being reckless to get full custody of Avery. Her other project would be trying to get Nikolas to cheat on her with Liz. Nikolas would respond by hiring a chef who looks eerily like Morgan. #GH

Hattie would ask to quarantine with Roman and he'd agree and he'd die, but not from Covid. He'd die from a heart attack during sex with Hattie. Her cooter was too good. John and Marlena would have to help get Dead Roman off her because he'd be stuck. #Days

Okay, I'm done with this thread. Oh, you're still here? Do you need me to order you an Uber? No? Okay, you're the best! I'll text you. *kiss on the cheek and walks to the bathroom*