A moment of madness thread.

In alphabetical order. AUDI

Locked in a Cape mountain road tussle with Russell Bennett in a pair of OG RS 5 coupes. Traction totally off. Bobbing and weaving into blind bends at blind speeds https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙈" title="Nichts sehen-Affe" aria-label="Emoji: Nichts sehen-Affe">

B is BMW M3 Coupe Frozen Edition

Kyalami race track launch event. Long sweeping right. Momentarily forgot to steer into pending left haipin as i was bewitched by the unbelievable noise coming out of its Yoshimura developed pipes https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙈" title="Nichts sehen-Affe" aria-label="Emoji: Nichts sehen-Affe">
Made it!

C is for C63

240kmh on the Phakisa Raceway High speed oval alongside a positively solid wall.

Guy next to me: Take to 250.

Me, shaking: Fook Noooo https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙈" title="Nichts sehen-Affe" aria-label="Emoji: Nichts sehen-Affe">

D is for Drifting.

I LOVE THAT S%+T

E is for Electricity

This one time (not long ago actually)in Shhhaguar i-Pace i found myself neck and neck with a GS bike, this from standstill.

Tshaba the electric future

P. S. Porsche Taycan launching in SA now in July. Watch car twitter https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">

F is for F-Type

One moment I& #39;m overtaking on my way to the Vaal region, next moment hard on the brakes. Next moment, & #39;Why is the wheel bouncing away from the car, and fookin& #39; ell why am I sliding https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">?

I& #39;d been shunted, top down even.

G is G20

Driving the new BMW M340i still in camo at Circuit Portimoa following DTM star Augusto Farfus in an M2 Comp while drifting through nearly every corner.

Best fun I& #39;ve had with my clothes on https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙈" title="Nichts sehen-Affe" aria-label="Emoji: Nichts sehen-Affe">

H is for Honda Civic Type R

GZ: Heh Mhlolo monna the dynamic prowess of this car is on another level.
Me: Better handler than anything your brand sells?
GZ: I didn& #39;t say that https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
Me: https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen"> you didn& #39;t need to

Controversy in my last ever ride with GZ. RIP

I is for i30 N

Who& #39;d have thunk it?
Hyundai ayisafani. All it took was a 30min drive in the morning to realize that they have a class act here.

J is for Jungle Baby.

Despite the tarmac histrionics that i love I& #39;m an off road junkie. There& #39;s a mountain range surrounding Mamelodi. I& #39;ve ascended one peak at the wheel of a Toyota Prado, circa 2002

K is for Kaiju

Which means a mythical beast in Japanese. Much like Godzilla, which i once managed to wring out 284km/h in. Shhhhhhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙈" title="Nichts sehen-Affe" aria-label="Emoji: Nichts sehen-Affe">

L is for Lumina SS

Once on a photoshoot with the then new SSV, ou Mikey Skelton handed me the keys to this one in pic to elicit some donuts in.
Don& #39;t be fooled by anyone, the best is the sedan with a manual box. Totally bonkers to drive minus TC.

M is for M5, the F10 to be precise.

Rushed into BMW M5 which had been out on Aldo Scribante. Corner 5, throttle , arse out, arms flailing. WTF?
Pro Racer drove minus TChttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen"> video evidence below.
https://www.google.com/search?q=bmw+m5+in4ride&oq=bmw+m5+in4ride&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l4.15271j0j7&client=ms-android-huawei-rev1&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#">https://www.google.com/search...

N is for N430

Few situations can match the absolute thrill of shouting off like a drunk yob through JHB CBD in the middle of the day in a swarm of stop anywhere taxis like this Aston Martin. A rest STOP in the heart of Braamfontein was in need.

O is for Old Cars

Which i dig, a lot. Dicing a BMW 325iS at the wheel of a 333i in the new millennium was a surreal experience. The result was to be expected though.

333i>325i.

Where was was I? Oh....
P is for POWER

Many have thrilled but few have delivered quite like Porsche.

The most sensational moment was with the new 911 down a mountain pass in Cape Town. I& #39;ve never accelerated faster, braked deeper, or cornered harder than on that day.

Q is for QV

I love Alfa Romeos. I have driven many over the years, including the mad 146 GTA and the awesome Guilia QV however, the wildest run was on the streets of Vosloorushttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙈" title="Nichts sehen-Affe" aria-label="Emoji: Nichts sehen-Affe">in a 4C coupe. It& #39;s a tidy psychopath.