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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey
Aye matey
Why is 6 scared of 7?
because 7 ate 9
because 7 ate 9
What did one ocean say to the other one?
Nothing, they just waved at each other
Nothing, they just waved at each other
How does NASA organise a party?
They planet
They planet
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
Swimming trunks
Swimming trunks
Where do crayons go on a vacation?
Color ado
Color ado
What would a TV show with Eren, Jean and Marco be called?
Two and a half men
Two and a half men
What did the buffalo say when his son left?
Bison
Bison
What does a house wear?
A dress
A dress
What do light yagami and a lift have in common?
They are both L-Evaders
They are both L-Evaders
What did the volcano say to his wife?
I lava you
I lava you
How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them
Depends on how hard you throw them
What would you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer
A bulldozer
What does a baby computer call its father?
Data
Data
What do Alexander the great and winnie the pooh have in common?
They have the same middle name
They have the same middle name
Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK
It went OK
How was rome split into two?
With a pair of Caesars
With a pair of Caesars
What do you call crystal clear urine?
1080pee
1080pee
How do mountains see?
They peak
They peak
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time
A waist of time
How do trees access the internet?
They log on
They log on
Why does a tree have so many friends?
They branch out
They branch out
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