my thoughts on the zodiac signs (i'm sorry if i'm being mean)
aries
-PLEASE CALM DOWN
- can you stop yelling at me
-i've never met an aries that didn't walk 100 mph
-start thinking before you speak
-how do you have so many friends like give me some
-you dont always have to be right you can be wrong
taurus
-i love you
-you can be fake asf sometimes
-you can literally do something for hours how
-you need change every once and a while
-youre good kissers
gemini
-fuck you
-stop being fake
-stop stabbing people in the back
-stop changing personalities all the time
-how can you talk to anyone tho
-stop flirting with everyone, not everyone wants you
cancer
-let people in
-stop thinking with your heart all the time and start thinking with your brain
-why are you so nice, it hurts me how nice you are
-mood swings from happy to pissed in .0001 seconds
-you get alone with anyone
-can you stop talking
leo
-you can control me to the point its not funny
-your ego is too big like calm down you're not that great
-you don't care about anything
-stop acting like you're the only person alive
-how do you like so many people at one time
virgo
-you probably have 20 cats or dogs
-ask for help its not difficult
-you always seem to ignore me
-can you please just let things go
-be wild sometimes
-not everyones perfect don't use something against someone because they messed up
- most are dicks
-stop cheating
libra
-stop bullying me, this is the only sign that bullies me constantly
-you're too materialistic
-being alone isn't the end of the world
-stop being fake
-stop playing the victim card
-you need to just shut up sometimes
-like please shut up
scorpio
-not everyones honest all the time, you can't say everything you want
-you're so jealous
-you're so sensitive
-you're so calm
-i love you most of the time
-you're a bitch tho
sagittarius
-you've probably dated 1000 people and cheated on all of them
-you're an amazing kisser
-stop cheating on me in school i'm dumb idk either
-not achieving something is okay
-start remembering things its not that hard
-we probably have the same humor
capricorn
-you're really nice and will do anything to please someone but at the same time cold and distant
-how are you so responsible teach me your ways
-you're so independent, leaning on people is okay
-just learn forgiveness
-i hate know-it-alls stop being one
aquarius
-you're probably so cute
-you're so independent, just ask for help
-you give good advice when i start crying
-you will listen to anyone
-you probably have your wedding plans already
-you can't take a hint i swear i could flirt for a year and you wouldn't know
pisces
-stop trusting people they all end up hurting you
-you're too nice and wise
-existential crisis 24/7
-either a good drawer or photographer
-you're not gonna fine someone as romantic as you want
-stop putting in effort if its not being put back
-just stop crying please
i’m sorry about what i said about gemini, it wasnt meant to be taken seriously, i wasn’t saying every gemini is like this, i was giving MY opinions about the geminis that i know/knew, but i’m sorry if it offended you,
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