Sunoo, the very devil. A thread.
He says he’s cute. Everyone agrees he’s cute. Nobody argues. Cute cute cute. Just a happy lil bucket of sunshine.

Then you catch this look. Like he’s seeing if you’ve bought it all yet.
Maybe you aren’t a true believe in the adorkability. That’s okay. He’s got a few more things to try.

Do you feel it? Deep in your bones? He can’t hurt you. He’s too cute.
Yeah. He’s got you on the hook now and he knows it. You’d never suspect he’s the type to cut your soul open. Just too cute and squishy. Just too funny. Just...
Uh oh. Something’s happ—
—ening... This can’t be for real. It’s not him, maybe? Camera mistake? Dark arts? Maybe your blood sugar is low and you’re hallucina—
Yeah. That must be it. Have a candy bar. He’s not dangerous at all. I mean look at this perky mid-dance smile. There was even a wink in there because he knows you know he’s cute. Just so cute.
You sucker. He’s got you now.
He’s got us all now. Muahaha!
To sum up, #SUNOO_ILAND will own your soul and you’ll be absolutely delighted about it.
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