I am now watching a TV programme. There is a human being sitting at a table. He is wearing a shirt in a bright colour. He is speaking in the English language. He is speaking quite quickly. He reminds me of a robot. I am giggling.

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The scene has changed to a purple-coloured room, occupied by another human being wearing a shirt in another colour. He is wearing spectacles. He is speaking less like a robot and more like a human being. He is talking about water, parking, and compasses.

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I am now listening to a voice which has resonated with me in the past. This voice claims to be of the masses, but for some odd reason, I keep on hearing the same voice, over and over and over again. I am not sure why.

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The scene has changed again, and finally I see a human being I can actually believe in. Is it his calm, measured eloquence? Is it his handsome moustache? I am not sure.

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This TV programme is not a documentary, but it almost feels like one. I have learned a lot from this TV programme so far. For example, I learned that the number "10 million" sounds great, but might not be in reality. Also, Singapore does not have oil, gas, or diamonds.

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The scene changes again to that of a human being wearing a piece of attire which I really favour. She sounds like the voice of reason.

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I am not sure why the scenes of this TV programme keep on changing in rapid succession. Now I see an elderly person sitting at another table. He is wearing a shirt with two colours. He used to be one type of person, now he is another type of person. What a strange world.

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The scene changes, and now I see another elderly human being sitting at a table. He is speaking slowly, and he sounds tired. He looks tired too. Has he lost weight, I wondered.

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The elderly man is going on, and I am tired, but I suddenly perk up when I hear the name of a human being I respect. He has a long name, and he is very suited for important positions, but for some reason, he cannot take up these positions. I do not understand why.

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I am impressed that the elderly man is going on national TV to ask for a date. He is very bold and straightforward. I wouldn't have had the courage.

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