There’s a boy I really liked, who once got strangled in my room when I left him in there.

Strangled like “what are yo doing in my daughter’s house”. True story

My ancestors really don’t like boys. Most of us healers are in a funk . I wonder if women ancestors are nicer

I was so annoyed that night. I knew exactly what was happening and had to explain ngathi ngiyahlanya , living with ghosts . Luckily, his family has healers so he understood but Yoh. Vuleka mhlaba ungithathe

I was actually fighting him about something and I left to sleep downstairs. Yoh. Uyayazi iAvengers movie? I think they were also just fighting my fight because I was upset...but we’re good

I had an in instagram live where another healer called in and she said everytime she was with this one specific guy, he would fall off the bed like he’s getting kicked. True story.

I’m crying even now hahahahaha