There’s a boy I really liked, who once got strangled in my room when I left him in there.

Strangled like “what are yo doing in my daughter’s house”. True story https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌚" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht">

My ancestors really don’t like boys. Most of us healers are in a funk https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">. I wonder if women ancestors are nicer https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤧" title="Niesendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Niesendes Gesicht">

I was so annoyed that night. I knew exactly what was happening and had to explain ngathi ngiyahlanya , living with ghosts https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">. Luckily, his family has healers so he understood but Yoh. Vuleka mhlaba ungithathe https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥶" title="Cold face" aria-label="Emoji: Cold face">

I was actually fighting him about something and I left to sleep downstairs. Yoh. Uyayazi iAvengers movie? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen"> I think they were also just fighting my fight because I was upset...but we’re good https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">

I had an in instagram live where another healer called in and she said everytime she was with this one specific guy, he would fall off the bed like he’s getting kicked. True story.

I’m crying even now hahahahaha https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">