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Fuck okes I must share one of the most heartbreaking but also one of the funniest stories I’ve ever heard 
. Like I feel bad for laughing but yoh I can’t help it.
. Like I feel bad for laughing but yoh I can’t help it.
So this all happened about 3 months ago. I was feeling really sorry for myself and I was venting to a friend I consider an older brother, let’s name him Hugo (not his real name) for the purpose of the story.
It was another failed talking stage and it ended because of me, I just got over it and mized speaking to the person. And I was like “I’m such a piece of shit I always get people emotionally invested and then drop them I’m an asshole” blah blah blah you know that chat
So Hugo says “my boy I know you’re not the best. But believe me you’re not a piece of shit. I’m a piece of shit, I’ve done a few things I’m not proud of...”
Now I’m really curious as to what is more piece of shitesque than leading someone on and dropping them? He goes onto tell me what he’s done to 3/4 girls he’s had brief flings with 
He says “my boy have you ever been fucking someone for about a month, and you wake up and you realize that you actually don’t like this person? But it’s too late to say anything”
I say “tbh not really but I understand where you coming from”
He says “well I’ve dropped a few of them like a hot potato, let me explain my process”
This is where I could help myself
He says “well I’ve dropped a few of them like a hot potato, let me explain my process”
This is where I could help myself
He says “so I’ll wake up in the morning and say to her that we going to the garage to get some snacks for the day, when we get to the garage I politely ask her if she can go inside to buy us snacks and cigarettes and I give her R100...” all seems decent so far right?
Then he says “As soon as she’s picking her cigarettes I start my car and I bounce, block her same time to, she will never see me again”
He literally just leaves them at the garage and never comes back. What a cunt!!
He literally just leaves them at the garage and never comes back. What a cunt!!
That’s not even the part that really killed me. Hugo says you wanna know what the worst part is? I say tell me...
He says “I haven’t done that in about 5 years but a few days ago I saw one of the girls I abandoned at Spar and she just started crying and telling me how I’ve given her abandonment issues...”
Girl in question apparently says to Hugo “You’ve scarred me for life, I can never trust a man again. When I’m on a date and I guy says he’s going to the bathroom my palms start sweating and I get nervous thinking ‘is he coming back?’” 
“When invite a guy over and he goes to the bathroom I have to wait outside the door like a creep because I’m scared he’ll jump out the window and leave me” 
. Apparently she was going off in the middle of Spar! Imagine that mindset
. Apparently she was going off in the middle of Spar! Imagine that mindset
Then I realized to myself “I may not be the best guy but there’s some real dogs out there that don’t care” 
. Then I felt better about mizing someone. The end.
. Then I felt better about mizing someone. The end.
