marone, this fucking guy

"expensive but nice pizza! 4/5 stars "

"ORDER DOMINOS NEXT TIME YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCK, I BOUGHT THIS FLOUR FROM ITALY AND YOU GET TO SIT INSIDE MY LOVELY RESTAURANT, IF YOU WANT CHEAPER HOW ABOUT YOU GO EAT PIZZA IN YOUR OWN FILTH"

never been this excited to click 'More'

*chef's kiss*

Well hello Matthew Collins

hahahahahahahahahaha

'guess everything in life is subjective' it's a REVIEW ffs hahahaha