We paddle by a couple guys who yell "Hey nice canoe! Did you make it?"
To which I get to respond "Yeah I did!"
And then they start cussing me out "Like hell, liar!"
"No you didn& #39;t. Your boyfriend made that for you. Your BOYFRIEND MADE THAT FOR YOU!!"
I laughed and was like "actually no, I made it."
"Nahhh no you didn& #39;t"
My friend pipes up and goes "Yeah she did, we both built our own boats. We are BOTH boatbuilders."
I laughed and was like "actually no, I made it."
"Nahhh no you didn& #39;t"
My friend pipes up and goes "Yeah she did, we both built our own boats. We are BOTH boatbuilders."
Then they start yelling (at this point I& #39;m just ignoring them and paddling as fast as I can away)
"If it wasn& #39;t your boyfriend it must been your DADDY! Daddy built you that canoe, huh? Haha! It& #39;s either your boyfriend or your daddy but it sure as hell wasn& #39;t you!"
"If it wasn& #39;t your boyfriend it must been your DADDY! Daddy built you that canoe, huh? Haha! It& #39;s either your boyfriend or your daddy but it sure as hell wasn& #39;t you!"