classic rock/metal musicians as crimes i think they'd commit: A THREAD

disclaimer: this is just for fun
elton john: reckless driving
tommy shaw: disorderly conduct
paul mccartney: petty theft
billy joel: trespassing
david lee roth: credit card fraud
bret michaels: money laundering
phil collins: insurance fraud
michael anthony: writing bad checks
freddie mercury: vehicular manslaughter
kenny loggins: breaking and entering
robert plant: burglary
bruce dickinson: telemarketing fraud
geddy lee: embezzlement
rob halford: extortion
jimi hendrix: manufacturing counterfeit currencies
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