classic rock/metal musicians as crimes i think they'd commit: A THREAD

disclaimer: this is just for fun

elton john: reckless driving

tommy shaw: disorderly conduct

paul mccartney: petty theft

billy joel: trespassing

david lee roth: credit card fraud

bret michaels: money laundering

phil collins: insurance fraud

michael anthony: writing bad checks

freddie mercury: vehicular manslaughter

kenny loggins: breaking and entering

robert plant: burglary

bruce dickinson: telemarketing fraud

geddy lee: embezzlement

rob halford: extortion

jimi hendrix: manufacturing counterfeit currencies