rating philosophers: a thread
i know nobody cares and i’m posting this anyways

Sigmund Freud: 0/10 I HATE THIS GUY SO MUCH. FREUD MORE LIKE FRAUD. GO KILL 400 EELS AND SIMP FOR UR MOM STUPID HEAD

Seneca: 6/10 actually pretty chill, agree with his view on contemplative vs active life, however 124 letters is simply too many and i will not read them all

Aristotle: 7/10 basic af but very versatile. his theories about hylomorphism are WACK but he made some points regarding essentialism

John Locke: 5/10 he fr just said things that were true and everyone was like “yeah ok.” good takes on the separation of church and state tho! all my homies hate authoritarianism. points off for being British

Nicolas Malebranche: 2/10 wtf was this guy even saying?? all i hear is cartesian dualism blah blah stealing ideas from René Descartes blah blah blah. BORING, NEXT

David Hume: 6/10 ehhh he’s right about casual inference and moral rationalism, but he gets messy when it comes to religion. i will say tho his sonas Demea and Cleanthes are kinda cool

uhh i don’t feel like doing more so end of thread