thinking about how funny it would be to do a song like Losing My Edge by LCD Soundsystem but with references to warped tour bands instead of hipster bands
“I was there.....when Jesse Lacey wrote the first Taking Back Sunday disstrack....I was there.......when Ronnie Radke threw that mic stand into the audience at Six Flags. but I’m losing my edge”
Losing My Edge by LCD Soundsystem is about James Murphy jerking off for four hours and then losing his edge last minute before he cums
it would also be a good bit to leave the “This Heat” name drop in there when he starts listing off bands at the end of the song but replace all of the other bands with shit like mayday parade and less than jake lmao
and as I make my fifth tweet in this thread I have come to realize that this is a joke for literally just me (and that’s okay)
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