my moots as type of karens: a thread
@strawberrihwng

pulls a gun on you, dyes her hair every 3 days a shade of blonde, looks orange bc she gets a tam every month. thinks she's perfect but her kids hate her :D
@bottomjunn

store karen. when shes in line to pay, she gives the ppl in front of her the side eye. thinks everyone is annoying bc they dont treat her as their superior. probably dips all her underwear in bleach but gts mad when the colored ones get bleached too
@YUMMIGYU

the "i hate kids" karen. tries to get a kids discount when the oldest child is 19 and the youngest is 15. probably the one who lets the kids run around and make a mess in other ppl's houses bc hey, at least it's not karen's house :)
@kithinjun

the facebook karen. in everyone's business, never lets anyone breath. stalks profiles and tries to expose everyone. thinks she's the shit but in reality she sits on the toilet typing angrily bc she doesnt have a good life bc shes broke
@prettyhyuckkie

the karen who tries to get food stamps in literally everything. knows that her neighbors board up their windows bc she moves like petunia from hp. calls the manager bc the employees breathed too loudly
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