we’re told we have a 99% chance of losing the pregnancy: B’s friend doesn’t call
I go on bedrest for 3 months: doesn’t call
B is furloughed from his job right before becoming a dad: doesn’t call
Emergency c-section: doesn’t call
B becomes a father: doesn’t call
I go on bedrest for 3 months: doesn’t call
B is furloughed from his job right before becoming a dad: doesn’t call
Emergency c-section: doesn’t call
B becomes a father: doesn’t call
B’s friend has girl problems: calls to talk for two hours about himself
I want to nail gun this guy’s feet to some hot asphalt
I want to nail gun this guy’s feet to some hot asphalt
my partner is too nice
thank god I’m mean enough to balance it out
thank god I’m mean enough to balance it out
my friends’ friends best not f**k with my friends or I will f**k with my friends’ friends
lol I think the last time I saw this guy in person I told him he was “as self-centered as a gyroscope”

still on the phone
W H I N I N G
W H I N I N G
if this straight white boy ever met a Real Actual Problem he would probably just keel over