Thread by @bairdlet, we’re told we have a 99% chance of losing the pregnancy: B’s [...]

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we’re told we have a 99% chance of losing the pregnancy: B’s friend doesn’t call

I go on bedrest for 3 months: doesn’t call

B is furloughed from his job right before becoming a dad: doesn’t call

Emergency c-section: doesn’t call

B becomes a father: doesn’t call

B’s friend has girl problems: calls to talk for two hours about himself

I want to nail gun this guy’s feet to some hot asphalt

my partner is too nice

thank god I’m mean enough to balance it out

my friends’ friends best not f**k with my friends or I will f**k with my friends’ friends

lol I think the last time I saw this guy in person I told him he was “as self-centered as a gyroscope”

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still on the phone

W H I N I N G

if this straight white boy ever met a Real Actual Problem he would probably just keel over

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