Let's talk about how Florida is a cursed land that literally does not have a bedrock, below Florida is entirely water, the land is mud with no stone, the sinkholes take human victims when the Floridan God is not appeased, we are not sure what appeases him

It's allure keeps you there too, there is a mental malaise that washes over you, it's just easier to stay, you may leave many lands, but florida is the real hotel california, every county run by clandestine cliques

It is a cursed land, in return for free water from the aquafers as well as the year long fertile land you sign a piracy with the spirit of the land, the spirit however is at war , and is vengeful

There is perhaps no other land here in the United States where the land is mistreated as mud as Florida, and this is why Florida is so bizarre, so strange

Florida man is this spirit acting out and taking people over, through the Floridan the land enacts is vengeance on those who disrespect its muddy baseless soil

Do not move to Florida, if you are in Florida you must leave to save yourself

The wetlands are enacting their vengeance on all those who build on the land how he does, man was not meant to build on land with no bedrock

It was only in recent history florida was even able to be colonised, only recently that hundreds of acres of wetlands have been slash and burnt filled in and cattle placed atop it, what could go wrong?

The land is living, don't underestimate it

FUCK FLORIDA WOOHOOO I'M FREE