Currently watching Knives Out! I wasn’t intending on live tweeting but here we are.

That chick from 13 reasons why just fuckin vaped and it’s been like, 3 minutes

Holy shit is that the boy from 13 reasons why too?? Idk white boys but they all look similar lmaoooo

All these white people naming a different country that Marta is from is peak humor

That decoration (?) of a shit ton of knives strapped to a circle is way on the nose and I find that hilarious

Anyone know what kind of accent the private investigator is supposed to have???? I can’t fuckin place it lmaooo it sounds vaguely southern

Props (haha) to the set dressers HOLY SHIT this is amazing

My local library has the same fucking exterior architecture haha

Someone said this was filmed partly in Massachusetts??

HOLY SHIT WHAT

so he’s trying to un frame Marta ???? To make sure she doesn’t get her mom deported? Damn.

Holy shit Richard calling Marta over to talk about immigration is 2nd handedly giving me the same burning sensation at the back of my neck that I’ve gotten for being singled out in 8th grade world history to pronounce all of the Chinese words when we were studying China.

13 reasons why girl: “Hey Fran do you still have your stash?”

*immediate cut to a creepy baby angel statue going like *

Oh MAN I was not expecting Chris evans’ character to be a dick waffle

HOLY FUCK I can’t get over how good the fuckin props are

Why the fuck is everyone obsessing over the sweaters?? I mean they’re good sweaters but that’s the only thing I heard about this film prior to seeing it

HOLY SHIT (sorry I had to pause for dinner)

She spilled everything to Chris Evans :0000000000

HOLY SHIT SHAKESPEARE BEARD GUY FUCK OFF

“I KNOW WHAT YOU DID” holy shiiiiiiit

Woah what the FUCK WHO SET SHIT IN FIRE

Who’s Fran again????

HOLY SHIT WHAT

WOAAAH WHAT WAIT

It was the detective wasn’t it

WAIT WILL HE BURNBJT

HIS ACCENT IS SO BAD HIKUSBSHT

MAYBE HE KILLED HIMSELF AFYER ALK?????? DID HE SEITCH THEM??????? IDK THIS SINSINGOFOFOF

ORNFID THE DETRCTIVR DO IT???? SomeHOW?? MAYBE THE LABELS WERE SEITCHED????

WOAH WHAY CHRIS HIRED WTF HUH

“Nazi child masturbating in the bathroom” is quite a sentence

WOAH WHAT

“BRAZILLIAN”

HOLY SHIT

HE DID SWITCH THEM I CALLED IT NOT THE RIGHT PERSON BUT I STIKK CALLED IT

THE FACT THIS KNIFE PROP KEEPS POINTING AT DIFFERENT CHARACTERS IS STELLAR

WATCHING WITH SUBTITLES IS ALWAYS AN ENHANCEMENT OF THE FILM

THAT MAKE SSENSE THATS WHY THE DOGS BARKED

THATS WHY THE LETTER WAS OPRNED

HOT SHIT HOKUS DAMN

THATS WHY HE WANTED HIS SHARE ANYWYAS OH MY GOFDD

HOLY SHIT “HUGH”

DAMN HILUD DSHHU

HIS EYE TWITCH

“That is hooey”

HOOOO SHIT SHE DIRD WOAHHH WOEOW

THE KNIFE WAS FAKE HOLU SHIT

Wait I can’t remember from the beginning

Who cheated on who

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT THAT WAS SO DAMN GOOD WOWOOOWOWOW

That final sequence of this entire family looking UP at Marta on the balcony of her new house holding that mug that says ‘my house my rules my (somethibg)’ that— THATS PEAK CINEMA

Wow. This was PHENOMENAL.

Holy shit. What a good film.

I’m STILL HERE LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND THAT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD

EVERYTHING FUCKIN MADE SENSE

I NEED MORE FILMS LIKE THIS PLSSS

Parasite and Knives out were two of the BEST fucking movies I’ve seen in a LONG time (since interstellar, I guess)

Pls,,, give me more films to see

I’m still here processing.

I always say “make this make sense” @ things I don’t understand but HOT AHIT DAMN. This made so much sense. I LOVE MURDER MYSTERIES gimme moreeeeeeee