White culture is criminally under-recognized, and probably way cooler than you think! I thought it would be nice to shout out some of it’s greatest unsung heroes (a thread):

1. Orville Redenbacher, popcorn visionary

2. Tonya Harding, ice skating icon

3. Beaver, scamp

4. Mike Pence, Christian

5. Matthew Lesko, fashion legend

6. Jeffrey Dahmer, hungry guy

7. Fred Durst, red cap originator

8. David Duke, freedom fighter

9. Scott Stapp, angel voice

10. Tucker Carlson, good at looking like he’s disappointed that you farted

11. Ann Coulter, gross

12. Lou Pearlman, music genius

13. L. Ron Hubbard, sci-fi author

14. Mrs. Garrett, madame

15. Slim Goodbody, Stephen Miller

16. Joel Osteen, paragon of integrity

17. Vanilla Ice, hip hop legend

18. Matthew Broderick, Bueller

19. Lindsay Lohan, thespian

20. Mel Gibson, racist lunatic