Fuck it I’ll tell the story

I was hanging with a lady friend that I had no past sexual history with but we both knew we were coming to that part in our friendship journey where lines were about to get crossed so we said fuck it lets hang out

I’m at her crib and we are listening to whatever ratchet ass rapper she was listening to (I listen to a lot of ratchet ass rap especially at that time and I had no clue who this nigga was) but he had some throwaway line about not fucking with women who don’t taste their own box

Things are going well and we both been sipping so I take this as an opportunity to ask her if she’s ever tasted herself and she said no.

So you can guess my next move. I’m touching her and everything is cool. Then I said “you ready” holding my finger towards her mouth

She said “I’m ready” in a super forced sexy voice. I chuckled and let her taste herself. I only put like a small part of my finger in her mouth.

She tried to lick my finger in a seductive way but SHE GAGGED

I’m thinking I did something wrong so I stop and ask her if she’s OK because he’s clearly taken aback.

She yells “THATS WHAT I TASTE LIKE!!? OH MY GOD GROSS!”

I didn’t really know how to react because she looked HORRIFIED. She runs to the bathroom and brings me a hand soap and yells “WASH ME OFF YOUR HANDS RIGHT NOW I TASTE GROSS”

Now i will shoot she some bail and note that we were young. Like high school.

But that day I learned you can’t be messing with women who don’t know how they taste.