Might have sent a very confusing text to the individual who I wished a happy birthday earlier. The very first time we had sex, my entire body shifted. No one had ever hit my cervix before. It hurt but not much and the it shifted; my body adjusted for him. Every time after that no

pain whatsoever, with the veey rare exception of maybe one or two occasions. Why would I ever want to be with anyone I my body doesn’t adjust to like that? Seriously? When I’m ready to date someone else I will, I wasn’t asking for a husband, there was a lot going on and @MeekMill

met me at a really bad time. Also not the person who I am discussing in these tweets. He might have been very confused but apparently what happened might either legally or religiously make me his wife in some EXTREMELY OLD LAWS. Shits been weird @MeekMill.

I dunno. Could be way wrong. Never ever happened to me before. Also, never woken up and shot a ball of energy from my heart chakra into another person causing them to jump out of bed before. But it happened @MeekMill. With that man.

Remember here: HemiSync and synchronized hemispheres. We were dreaming together @MeekMill. Ever study the brainwaves of couples who sleep together?

God had legitimately that morning told me the name of our son that we hadn’t even had yet and still haven’t. His name was supposed to be Josiah. He might have a sister now. But it’s not my call. I am not the type of person to force anyone to make a decision to do something.

And by that, God and I might have settled on twins. Because they will be very special. I might be more radioactive than I am now.

Also, I haven’t spoken with that man in a while @MeekMill they blocked me after I said i would never have a threesome. I have reasons.

What we say during orgasm matters. Not sure whether or not they knew that. It’s ok, adds to the time travel and a reason for so many poop jokes.

Yes, absolutely, if you want a Lamborghini, scream it right the fuck out loud. I whispered what I wanted, because I had been used to having to be quiet for most of my life.