Thread by @clairewillett, so my sister bought us pot caramels at the dispensary and I [...]

Claire Willett

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so my sister bought us pot caramels at the dispensary and I missed the conversation re. amounts

last night before bed I ate what I thought was one candy, and then this morning when I woke up still high and asked her about it, she FREAKED because apparently uhh I ate ten servings

I just wanted a gentle buzz to lull me to sleep and instead I had to sleep on my stomach so I could hold onto my bed, which felt like a rollercoaster that kept rapidly switching direction

it’s been 15 hours and I am still incredibly high please no one be as dumb as me

My sister, coming to check on me after I spent almost an entire business day napping: “how’s it going, Cheech and Chong”

this is not going to be one I live down

Cat says I had 40 mg of THC and 96 mg of CBD

just my personal opinion but I definitely don’t think anyone should ever do this

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for context, I take CBD gummies occasionally for sleep (the very mild kind you can just buy on amazon) but I don’t think I’ve had anything with THC in at least a year, possibly closer to 2?

so I was not, how you say, “prepared”

cat: “if you’re going to tweet about this can you make sure they know I actually did give you a tutorial”

me: “oh no they all know this is 100% my fault, no one blames you”

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