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Video Games in the 80s: Run! Jump! Eat this flower! Collect the coins!
Video Games Now: You are a broken man, haunted by the choices you’ve made. You do not fear the sweet embrace of death, but you still have unfinished business.
Video Games Now: You are a broken man, haunted by the choices you’ve made. You do not fear the sweet embrace of death, but you still have unfinished business.
Me: I wanna be a cowboy!
Video Game: Surprise, dipshit. You are slowly dying of tuberculosis. Better settle your scores before your disease eats you alive from the inside
Video Game: Surprise, dipshit. You are slowly dying of tuberculosis. Better settle your scores before your disease eats you alive from the inside
Video Games in the 90s: If you collect 100 coins you get a free life!
Video Games Now: If you can bring yourself to visit your family’s graves maybe you can move on and live in peace.
Video Games Now: If you can bring yourself to visit your family’s graves maybe you can move on and live in peace.
