Guys, /pol has spoken. I am a 5/10.

I am THRILLED.

This is a 10% upgrade for me, I've always described myself as a 4 and it turns out I was damn close, even slightly modest!
In other news, I am a man in drag, I am spoiled goods because I have ink, and I appear to be 45. None of this analysis surprises me. It's nothing I haven't already considered.
Oh, insults.
I'm not looking for sympathy here, FWIW. I do think that being down to earth makes insults less powerful. Did you know depressed people have a more realistic view of the world? It is true.
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