Midoriya (4:45): /IMAGE RECEIVED/
Midoriya (4:48): /oh/
Midoriya (4:48): okay
Midoriya (4:48): give me a second

Mina (4:49): (;

———
Mina (8:07): congrats on last night ;)

Kaminari (8:08): wha
Kaminari (8:08): HOW DID U KNOW ALREADY

Mina (8:09): u mean in addition to the way u just winced when u sat down???

Kaminari (8:10): omfg
Kaminari (8:10): unfriended
—

Jirou (8:11): I had a great time last night <3
Jirou (8:11): totally worth what is sure to be an entirely miserable day of almost falling asleep through every lecture

—
Shinsou (8:12): why did yaoyorozu just turn beet red kyouka

Jirou (8:12): idk what ur talking about
Jirou (8:12): like why would I even know

Shinsou (8:12): really
Shinsou (8:12): because she pretty obviously whipped around to look at you

Jirou (8:14): a lady never tells ;)
—

Mina (8:14): you’ve got one minute to get ur happy ass to class sir

Sero (8:14): dksoakjann

—
Shinsou (8:13): you look very adorable for someone who got three hours of sleep maximum

Kaminari (8:13): djdjjdjfkslkKSKAK

Shinsou (8:14): <3

—
Sero (8:16): I would like death itself to swallow me whole
Sero (8:16): i've never been this tired in my entire life I’m absolutely sure of it

Mina (8:17): I can’t believe you made it

Sero (8:17): Shouto basically dragged me
Sero (8:17): still can’t tell if I’m upset or thankful
Sero (8:18): but he’s p cute so

Mina (8:18): omg you’re so in love

Sero (8:18): slskjshbs
Sero (8:18): no stop
Sero (8:19): it’s not like that

Mina (8:21): suuuure, whatever you need to tell yourself babe

—
Kaminari (8:21): ok but fr why don’t YOU look as terrible as I do tho

Shinsou (8:23): ive never gotten more than three consecutive hours of sleep in my life

Kaminari (8:23): ya know
Kaminari (8:24): fair

—
Uraraka (8:25): is it just me or
Uraraka (8:25): is Todoroki /smiling/?!

Midoriya (8:29): oh god I have so much to catch you up on

—
Sero (8:34): am I actually hallucinating or did you just wink at Midoriya while Aizawa was writing on the board

Mina (8:36): most certainly hallucinating
Mina (8:37): (;

Sero (8:38): see that almost cleared it up and then it didn’t at all

—
Todoroki (8:42): do you want to eat lunch together today?

Sero (8:45): I
Sero (8:45): yes
Sero (8:45): absolutely

Todoroki (8:46): ok :)
Todoroki (8:46): my treat

Sero (8:47): lsakkaj

Todoroki (8:48): ?
Sero (8:49): nothing
Sero (8:49): just
Sero (8:50): ahhh
Sero (8:50): I’m happy

Todoroki (8:52): ah
Todoroki (8:52): me too
Todoroki (8:53): I’m really glad you came last night

Sero (8:53): same :)
Sero (8:54): but oh my god I’m gonna die I’m so tired
Todoroki (8:55): poor hanta
Todoroki (8:56): we can find somewhere quiet at lunch and you can use me as a pillow

—
Mina (8:59): sero what the fuck was the noise you just made
Mina (8:59): I’m crying oh my god
Mina (8:59): aizawa’s face omfg

Sero (9:00): shut up oh my fucking GOD IT WASNT MY FAULT

—
Todoroki (9:01): are you ok?

Sero (9:02): YOU CAN T JUST
Sero (9:02): say stuff like THAT
Sero (9:03): WITHOUT A WARNING TODOROKI SHOUTO

Todoroki (9:03): what?
Todoroki (9:03): was that squeak because of me?

Sero (9:04): it wasn’t a /squeak/
Sero (9:04): I WAS JUST UNPREPARED
—

Sero (9:05): hes
Sero (9:05): acting so
Sero (9:05): comfortable???
Sero (9:06): im so confused

Mina (9:06): what part of that is confusing?? didn’t you spend the night last night
Sero (9:07): yeah but
Sero (9:07): that was for sex stuff
Sero (9:08): hes acting like
Sero (9:08): nvm it’s stupid

Mina (9:09): ?

Sero (9:09): nothing
Sero (9:10): just wishful thinking

Mina (9:11): are u serious

Sero (9:11): about what?

—
Mina (9:14): hey cutie

Midoriya (9:15): hi!!

Mina (9:15): omg your blush is so cute ;)
Mina (9:15): but I’m here on business
Mina (9:16): I was joking last night when I said maybe just explain things to sero instead of Todoroki but
Mina (9:16): I actually think you maybe should
Midoriya (9:17): oh ok
Midoriya (9:17): yeah I can do that??
Midoriya (9:18): there’s not really any harm since Todoroki would eventually say it himself right

Mina (9:18): exactly
Mina (9:18): we have to help these idiots before one of them messes this up

Midoriya (9:19): on it
Midoriya (9:42): hey sero!

Sero (9:43): uh hey Midoriya
Sero (9:43): what’s up?

Midoriya (9:44): I wanted to talk to you about Shouto

Sero (9:45): oh?

Midoriya (9:46): yeah I um
Midoriya (9:46): I know about last night, I hope that’s okay!
Sero (9:47): oh uh
Sero (9:47): how did you find out?
Sero (9:48): I don’t have a problem with it or anything, but I don’t know if it’ll make Todoroki uncomfortable for people to know, so please don’t tell anyone
Midoriya (9:49): haha, that’s very considerate of you but I think he’ll be fine considering he’s the one who told me!

Sero (9:50): … oh
Sero (9:50): really?

Midoriya (9:51): yeah haha I think he was really excited!
Sero (9:51): oh
Sero (9:52): um okay then! what did you wanna talk about?

Midoriya (9:54): right well
Midoriya (9:54): Shouto is, uh, a little inexperienced with these kinds of things and I guess I just wanted to make sure y’all were on the same page!

Sero (9:55): same page?
Midoriya (9:56): yeah I
Midoriya (9:57): I know he’s really strong and can protect himself or whatever but I just don’t want him to get his feelings hurt

Sero (9:58): is this
Sero (9:58): are you giving me The Shovel Talk
Midoriya (9:59): HAHA
Midoriya (10:01): um a little bit I guess lol
Midoriya (10:01): I just
Midoriya (10:02): how should I say thjs
Midoriya (10:02): if you don’t want to date him you should be as straightforward as possible and let him know soon
Sero (10:03): ahhhh I don’t think you need to worry about that dude
Sero (10:04): I think we both had a good time last night and hopefully he wants to do it again some time but I really don’t think Todoroki would be interested in /dating/ me
Sero (10:05): it’s sweet that you care about him so much though!

Midoriya (10:06): wat
—

Midoriya (10:07): you were not kidding
Mina (10:09): they really make Kirishima and Bakugou look /almost/ like they know what they’re doing huh

—
Sero (10:06): what?

Midoriya (10:10): sero uh
Midoriya (10:11): I really do not think that’s true

Sero (10:12): Midoriya that’s really sweet of you and all but I’m not blind I can see our respective leagues dude

Midoriya (10:13): I
Midoriya (10:14): I wonder if I should just
—

Midoriya (10:15): should I just send screenshots he’s being
Midoriya (10:15): ridiculous

Mina (10:16): hes just being sero
Mina (10:16): painfully unaware of his own charm and the Great Glow Up of Summer 2020
Midoriya (10:17): how could he be oblivious to his own glow up omg

Mina (10:17): yeah he’s something else
Mina (10:17): anyways
Mina (10:17): yeah
Mina (10:17): fuck it

—
Sero (10:17): just what?

Midoriya (10:18): I
Midoriya (10:19): truly hope Shouto doesn’t kill me for this
Midoriya (10:20): SCREENSHOT SENT

—
Mina (10:24): WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SEND HIM

Midoriya (10:25): I DIDNT THINK
Midoriya (10:25): HE WOULD FALL OUT OF HIS CHAIR OMFG
Midoriya (10:25): I FEEL TERRIBLE
Midoriya (10:27): ... on second thought I maybe should’ve cropped the part where he called him his tape dispenser
—

Todoroki (10:27): we were supposed to have lunch together :(

Midoriya (10:28): IM SO SORRY DJSJSJJSKF

Todoroki (10:29): what? why are /you/ sorry? you didn’t do anything?
—

Kirishima (10:26): is sero ok??? what’s going on?

Kaminari (10:27): I’m gonna be honest
Kaminari (10:27): I was literally asleep until he crashed to the ground
Kaminari (10:27): I don’t even know what year it is
Mina (10:29): izuku sent hanta a screen cap of todo calling him his boyf
Mina (10:31): and he appears to have gay panicked himself into a lunch detention and a confiscated phone

Kaminari (10:32): oof
Kaminari (10:33): that’s rough buddy
—

Sero (4:01): hey
Sero (4:01): I finally
Sero (4:01): have this back

Todoroki (4:07): hi
Todoroki (4:07): I missed you

Sero (4:09): dksksk
Sero (4:10): im so sorry about lunch

Todoroki (4:12): that’s okay.

Sero (4:13): god today was awful
Sero (4:14): i meant to catch you between classes but first Midoriya wanted to talk to me then kami then mina and djsjdj

Todoroki (4:15): don’t worry about it
Todoroki (4:16): I’m just glad you have your phone back
Todoroki (4:17): is everything alright? that fall looked painful
Sero (4:18): yeah im okay
Sero (4:19): but can I ask you something

Todoroki (4:20): anything
Todoroki (4:20): always

Sero (4:21): okay
Sero (4:24): are we
Sero (4:25): are we dating???
Todoroki (16:27): I
Todoroki (16:27): what

Sero (16:28): oh god i'm sorry
Sero (16:28): i didn't mean to make u uncomfy
Sero (16:28): it was a dumb question just forget i asked
Todoroki (16:29): i'm confused

Sero (16:30): me too apparently
Sero (16:30): holy shit im so sorry

Todoroki (16:31): it's ok but
--

Sero (16:31): i'm so stupid oh my god FUCK
Sero (16:31): what a roller coaster i've ridden the last 18 hours only to end up back at square one
Sero (16:32): maybe minus my manga buddy too?

Mina (16:32): ???

--
Todoroki (16:32): of course we're dating???

Sero (16:34): .....
Sero (16:35): o H
--

Sero (16:35): WAIT NVM

Mina (16:36): ???????????

--
Todoroki (16:36): is that
Todoroki (16:36): um
Todoroki (16:36): do you not want
Todoroki (16:36): sorry I

Sero (16:37): i do
Sero (16:37): absolutely i do
Sero (16:37): stop typing whatever ur typing
Sero (16:37): it’s wonderful
Sero (16:38): I want to date you so much
Todoroki (16:38): oh
Todoroki (16:38): ok (:

Sero (16:39): ok :)

Todoroki (16:39): do you want to come over?
Todoroki (16:40): i'll read you manga until we inevitably fall asleep

Sero (16:41): oh my god yes
Sero (16:41): I have never wanted anything more
--

Sero (16:41): I AM GOING TO MARRY THIS MAN

Mina (16:42): ??????????????????????????????????????

--
Sero (16:42): give me like 45 min

Todoroki (16:42): no problem

Sero (16:43): need to finish my homework
Sero (16:44): and brag to my friends about my hot boyfriend

Todoroki (16:46): kjdsflkjsfA

Sero (16:47): <3

--
Sero (16:49): ok so 2 things
Sero (16:50): 1 - i have some news
Sero (16:50): 2 - why am i no longer in the group where i want to share said news???

--
[Mina added Sero to tape dispenser x icyhot fan club]

Mina (16:52): hello everybody

Sero (16:53): oh ym god the name
Sero (16:53): how long have i been gone
Sero (16:54): were you guys talking about us

Mina (16:55): did yall hear something?
Kaminari (16:55): must've been the wind

Mina (16:56): checks out
Mina (16:56): but anyway listen up
Mina (16:57): sero wants to tell us all that he finally figured out him and todoroki are boyfriends now
Midoriya (16:58): oh thank GOd

Kaminari (17:00): just now???

Sero (17:01): sorry was I really the last one to know this????

Kirishima (17:02): even I knew and I somehow missed having my own boyfriend

Sero (17:02): your own what now
Mina (17:03): oh honey
Mina (17:04): you really missed some things last night

Sero (17:04): clearly
Sero (17:05): anyway way to steal my entire thunder

Kaminari (17:05): that's kinda my thing yeah

Sero (17:06): boo
Sero (17:06): ignoring that
Midoriya (17:06): valid

Sero (17:06): ANYWAYS todoroki and i are a thing now
Sero (17:07): boyfriends
Sero (17:07): and i'm at least 60% sure it isnt even a super elaborate joke?????????
Kaminari (17:08): it's so tragic that the only one who can't see the great glow up of 2020 is the glowed up himself

Mina (17:08): truly
Mina (17:09): but seriously congrats babe <3

Midoriya (17:10): i'm so happy for both of you ;;w;;

Sero (17:10): <3
Sero (17:11): thanks guys
Sero (17:11): i'm really happy
Sero (17:12): a little in shock but mostly just really really happy???

Kirishima (17:12): this is so adorable omg
Kirishima (17:12): congrats bro
Kirishima (17:13): i'm tearing up a little i'm not gonna lie
Kirishima (17:13): a lotta sero-tonin in this chat

Sero (17:14): BOO

[Sero removed Kirishima from tape dispenser x icyhot fan club]

Kaminari (17:15): that was a great pun you're just afraid to aDMIT IT

[Kaminari added Kirishima to tape dispenser x icyhot fan club]
Sero (17:16): i will never
Sero (17:16): anyways i'll ttyl <3
Sero (17:16): gotta finish this homework so i can go over to todoroki's
Sero (17:17): U KNOW
Sero (17:17): MY BOYFRIEND

[Several people are typing...]
--

Kirishima (17:17): hanta is being so cute about todoroki
Kirishima (17:17): remember back when we didn’t have our shit together? <3

Bakugou (17:18): do you mean actually yesterday

Kirishima (17:19): IM FEELING NOSTALGIC DONT RUIN IT

--
Bakugou (17:24): listen icy hot
Bakugou (17:24): if you fucking hurt that idiot
Bakugou (17:25): you've got another goddamn thing coming

Todoroki (17:26): why is this oddly endearing

Bakugou (17:26): tell him about these messages and die half n half

--
Sero (17:32): OK DONE
Sero (17:32): IM COMING OVER

Todoroki (17:33): congratulations
Todoroki (17:33): door's unlocked :)

--
* * *
--

Sero (22:33): hey shouto
Sero (22:34): no stop talking out loud u have to reply to my message
Sero (22:35): yes I’m aware that we’re laying right next to each other
Sero (22:36): JUS T HUMOR ME

Todoroki (22:37): hello hanta

Sero (22:37): thank you <3
Todoroki (22:38): this feels very silly
Todoroki (22:38): but
Todoroki (22:38): i like the way your cheeks looks when you smile
Todoroki (22:38): so i will allow it
Todoroki (22:39): no stop don’t hide it

Sero (22:39): I refuse tokasjdfkasjdfklj
Sero (22:45): I cannot believe you just TICKLED me
Sero (22:45): betrayed by my own boyfriend

Todoroki (22:45): (:
Todoroki (22:46): why are we texting, hanta?
Sero (22:46): I just wanted to say
Sero (22:46): that I really really like you
Sero (22:46): at least I did before the tickling thing
Sero (22:47): ...and I’m really happy I accidentally asked you for nudes
Sero (22:47): but that would be EMBARRASSING to say out loud
Sero (22:48): I have a reputation to protect

Todoroki (22:48): what reputation?
Todoroki (22:49): you fell off a chair in the middle of class today
Todoroki (22:50): you weren’t even moving
—

“Babe!” Sero whined, flopping dramatically into Todoroki’s chest and glaring up at him. “I think it should be a boyfriend rule that we don’t bring that up ever again.”
“You’re so ridiculous,” Todoroki replied, shaking his head, but Sero could see the smile curling the corners of his lips. Sero grinned.

“You called me your /tape dispenser/, dude,” he reminded him. “If I’m ridiculous, so are you.”
Todoroki’s mouth twitched.

“You /are/ my tape dispenser,” he said, tightening his arms around Sero. “And at least /I/ don’t have to text you to tell how much I like you.”
Sero choked on the air he was breathing in, and had to duck his head to the side so he wouldn’t cough all over Todoroki.

“S-stop, oh my god," he laughed.
He took a deep breath to get his coughing under control, but he could still feel his face heating up. “You can’t just say stuff like that!”

“I think I literally just did.”
Sero started to give a sassy retort of his own, but then his mouth stretched wide into an unexpected yawn, interrupting him midway through.

“Fuck,” he mumbled, letting his forehead fall down onto Todoroki’s chest. “I’m so sleepy, even after our nap.”
“Well, we did only get like three hours of sleep last night.”

Sero nodded his head against the fabric of Todoroki’s shirt in tired agreement. “Does your offer to be my pillow still stand, or did I fuck that up by ditching you for lunch detention?”
“Hmm,” Todoroki hummed, and if Sero didn’t know any better, he’d say he was only /pretending/ to think.

Like, as in, making a /joke/.

Sero arched a brow.

“If I can have one kiss.”
Sero blinked at Todoroki in shock for a few seconds as his words registered, then he burst into laughter.

“Oh my god. You’re actually /so/ cheesy. Who would’ve guessed?”
Todoroki seemed unbothered by this accusation; he simply brought a finger up to tap his lips expectantly.

Sero shook his head and heaved an exaggerated sigh at his dramatics, but leaned in and closed the gap between them all the same.
—

Todoroki (23:23): you have an interesting definition of one kiss

Sero (23:24): omg I’ve been gone for two minutes and the attacks are already starting

Sero (23:25): let me wash the cum off myself in PEACE
Sero (23:26): how did we manage to get it all on me anyway I’d like to file a complaint

Todoroki (23:26): I told you to let me come and help you

Sero (23:27): I’m a very strong independent man Shouto I can wash the jizz off myself without ur assistance
Todoroki (23:28): I’m well aware

Sero (23:28): just pick something for us on netflix ok?

Todoroki (23:29): alright
Todoroki (23:29): are we pretending we won’t both be asleep in five minutes

Sero (23:29): yes

Todoroki (23:29): ok
Todoroki (23:30): hurry back
Sero (23:30): yes dear I’m coming

Todoroki (23:30): good :)
Todoroki (23:30): oh but
Todoroki (23:31): while you’re there could you do me a favor?

Sero (23:32): what’s up?

Todoroki (23:32): send nudes <3

Sero (23:33): kdjdjsjs Nd
—

[icyhot x tape dispenser fan club plus bakugou who refuses to be associated with the fan club but is secretly definitely part of the fan club]

Sero (23:34): I think I’m in love

[Several people are typing…]
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