missy series two watch thread

missy call me sweetheart challenge

missy causing a fight over scotch eggs is such a mood i’d kill for those

was that,,, the middle eight,, in the music

MISSY’S THEME MISSY’S THEME

missy acting like a massive lesbian when she meets someone she thinks is a female doctor is something so personal to me

have i let you down? have i let the academy down? and most of all, have i let myself down? I HATE HER SO MUCH

ohmygod mystery lady just did the HOTTEST deep voice massively unexpectedly i’m so flustered rn someone fan me

missy immediately stepping forward when the hot person she thinks is the doctor tells her to is,,,,, really something

‘i felt your hearts beating’ SHE SOUNDS SO CRUSHED HOLD ME

‘I’m mean therefore i am’ is my new motto

i want a bad tour of the black archives from missy

I-

SHE CALLED HERSELF MUMMY HELP HELP

RIVER’S HEELS NO OMG OMG

‘act casual we’re merely two ordinary prairie folk taking their pet rats for a walk’

‘in a box’

‘yep, taking the pet rats, for a walk, in a box’

‘people are staring at us’

‘that’s because they wish they had a box of rats’

THIS IS SO STUPID I’VE MISSED HER SO MUCH

DID SHE JUST CALL THE PERSON SHE THINKS IS THE DOCTOR ‘PUSSYCAT’?!??? I’M LITERALLY GOING TO FUCKING DIE

‘fingers on lips missy’ AND SHE ACTUALLY SHUT UP?!??!! AM I REALLY ACTUALLY HEARING THIS?!???

if you can hear me having a fucking breakdown no you don’t

missy getting angry and blowing stuff up because her girlfriend isn’t giving her enough attention is the gayest thing i’ve ever heard

hot mystery lady makes my heart go woooshie

is ‘funny turn’ missy’s way of saying she’s horny bc mood

OH FUCK HOT MYSTERY LADY IS *****?!!??! I’M GONNA FUCKING DIE I LITERALLY CAN’T TAKE THIS I LITERALLY CAN’T I’M TOO GAY TO LIVE

‘you created me’ HOLD ON FOR A SECOND WHILE I HAVE A MASSIVE BREAKDOWN

missy’s like ‘i don’t want what you’re selling’ and the absolute PAIN in her voice when she goes ‘oh you will’ will haunt me forever i SWEAR

‘there will come night so dark so soon that you’ll look into your own eyes and despair at what you’ve become, you’ll realise how lost you are’ i honestly don’t even wanna hear about this night because i’ll just burst into tears but will i write an angsty fanfic? of course

‘we were never truly bad, not even mad, merely sad’ I DON’T LIKE THIS WOMAN ANYMORE SHUT UP SHUT UP@SHUT UP NOW SHUT YOUR FACE

did i- did i just have to listen to what i think i just had to listen to

did i just literally burst into tears? yes shut up

i’m just sat here in shock that they just,,, did that,,,, was that closure?!?? WAS IT?!??

those screams are gonna haunt me i can’t believe they actually did that,,,,, oscar for gomez i think

so glad this is an audio not a tv show because:

1) if i had to actually watch michelle perform *that* scene i wouldn’t want to live anymore

2) i’m crying so hard i wouldn’t be able to see it

i’d love to see missy’s bazooka personally

hypnotism hello

OHMYGOSH THIS ***** IS SO CUTE I’M GONNA CRY I LOVE HER SO MUCH

i’m now imagining missy in a pink fluffy coat and hat how adorable

‘he/she, po-tay-toe/po-tah-toe’

missy once again transcending the realms of human gender as they should

PADDINGTON

SAY SOMETHING NICE WHEEEEEEEEEEEE

missy thinking she literally has no good or kindness in her at all,, a crying fit is imminent i think

the lumiat’s laugh is the best thing that ever happened to me

THEY’RE MAKING ME LISTEN TO *THAT* TWICE FUCK THIS

the lumiat calling missy’s death poetic is the best and worst thing that ever happened to me

missy’s high pitched panicked noises have just ended my life i have moved past the need for existence

‘you like to torture yourself’ and your just want to be loved’ being immediately followed by missy’s excruciating screams just made me cry, I HAD LITERALLY ONLY JUST STOPPED CRYING WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO ME

the lumiat almost crying and pitifully saying ‘ouch’ and ‘i don’t want to do this alone’ is making me sob AGAIN SHES SO SOFT I JUST WANT TO HOLD HER

missy clearly wanting to say your must have mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck’ is SENDING ME

missy having ‘oh missy, always chasing after your beloved doctor’ and talking to herself saying she doesn’t care is fucking me up help help

the doctor always cheers her up

okay i’ve finished it please nobody breathe in my general direction for at least five working days

this series is gonna drive me to alcoholism i swear to fuck