He’s the ‘Birthday Party’ candidate and has already chosen his veep—but it appears not to be Elon Musk
Kanye West is done with Trump.

He’s taken the red hat off.
Kanye West has never voted in his life.

He’s okay with the idea of weakening Joe Biden’a position because he believes the assumption that the Black vote will be Democratic is a form of racism.
Despite claiming to have been Covid-positive, Kanye West is suspicious of vaccines.

He believes Planned Parenthood is the Devil’s work and that the White House should be modeled on Wakanda.
Kanye West is aware he hasn’t filed any of the necessary paperwork to run for president; he intends to chat with his would-be competitors about this.

He will also week guidance from Kim and Elon.
The Kanye West campaign slogan is: “YES!” and...see for yourself the rationale for the name of his party:
Apparently the “Bunker Boy” moment was Kanye West’s breaking point with Trump.
Uh. Just read this.
Kanye West believes God will appoint the president, whatever the case.
Kanye West not-so-subtly implies Covid-19 happened because we made God mad.
Kanye West is picking up a whole lot of what the antivaxxers are throwing down.
Kanye West is walking, not running, for president. Running is what gets you hit by a car on the way to check out a new car that someone bought you.
Kanye West, on Black History Month:
A Drake sublim, because Kanye.
“And we’re not going crazy, we’re going Yeezy” is up there among the most Kanye phrases ever uttered
Kanye West is not a fan of Biden and believes both he and Trump should just gracefully bow out of the race.
Kanye West would approach his presidency the way he approached designing Yeezy.
Kanye West acknowledges that a lot of Africans don’t like ‘Black Panther’ and their representation in Wakanda, but he wants to use the framework anyway.
Bye bye separation of church and state
Big promises: Kanye West will make the NBA an even bigger international brand
Kanye West is anti-capital punishment and anti-police brutality.
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