My goat’s having babies today.

Anybody want to ignore this hellscape we’re in for a little while and follow along?

Ok, good. Here we go.
This is Nova. She’s preggers.

She’s also super precious and a great goat mom.
This is the rascal that got her into her delicate condition.

He took his shot about five months ago when another goat busted the gate open. Only took him about thirty seconds to get the deed done. Not sure if he deserves applause or boos for that.
She’s currently at the paw-the-ground-for-a-comfy-spot-then-get-up-and-stretch-three-minutes-later stage of labor.

I’d like to thank Ms. Nova for choosing today since it is supposed to be about ten degrees cooler than has been 🙌
For all of you who like the REAL details. Here’s what we are dealing with in the back end right now.
She had triplets in September and she’s as big or bigger than she was then, so place your bets on how many are in there. (She got bred accidentally, I wouldn’t normally have bred her so soon.) I’m guessing two or three kids this time.
Giving her some space and watching the barn camera.

Last time it took her a few hours to deliver from this point, but one kid wasn’t positioned properly so I had to assist. Here’s hoping everything goes well and I don’t have to put my hand inside a goat today.
It’s go time!
Positionsl change. “I’ll push when I’m ready, stop staring at me.”
Getting closer.

She’s been up and down repeatedly.

As someone who has given birth three times, it’s so fascinating to see how she’s able to do what feels best for her. We aren’t all able to have that freedom during L&D.
Getting some leverage with a hoof on the wall
Getting nervous there’s a problem. Ugh. Gonna have to get in there. She‘s pushing so hard and not making progress.
One out!
Sorry they’re sideways lol
Such a good mama.

(Flies have been worse than normal this year but they’ll clear out after I clean up later)
Number two
Wobble bobble on a milk hunt
Latch.
See. I told you she’s a good mama. ❤️❤️
Tiny tails. Oh my heart!
These tails!
Y’all I swear she posed them for this picture.
And Mr. My Work Here is Done
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