@glock9gamer @7DaystoDie
You all know that i’ve recently started a sponsorship with Shotgun Messiah™. Well, this story starts with the acquirement of their new Battleaxe, wich literally changed my life ! But first, let’s talk about the product ! (1/5)

An exquisite steel axe, designed with magnificient ornements, able to kill your strongest ennemies in one slice ! I made them install the Burnin shaft mod, to impress my friends at night !
And demn, this is heavy (2/5)

The next morning, i met Karen, a beautifull women, at the prime of life, curious about this amazing weapon i was carryin on my back. She was lookin at me and my weapon like she wanted to eat both of us. I was certainly proud of my acquisition ! (3/5)

We talked for hours about the amazing Shotgun Messiah™ products, but also about life, and how amazing it can be ! (4/5)

Today, after a relationship of precisely 2 hours and 4 minutes, we’ve settled in a beautifull little house. We’re thinking about wedding, and maybe even adopting ! So thanks again Shotgun Messiah™ for making my life that wonderfull ! (5/5)

PS : thanks a lot @7DaystoDie for your awesome game & @glock9gamer for your as awesome content!
I hope we didn't loose too much meaning with my French->English Translation

This thread is likely to auto-destruct itself in a few days, i hope you enjoyed my touching story!