Read on Twitter
Wanna hear about the absolute HORROR story that happened at work to me this morning? 
So I should preface this story by saying I had a sexy dream about one of my friends last night 
So I messaged him this morning to tell him about it OBVIOUSLY
And what resulted next was a rather steamy exchange where we described what we would like to do to each other...
Anyway this was very much in my mind whilst me and my boss were having trouble with a new computer system. I had to reset my password and as I did (with my boss stood right beside me) thought I’d better choose a password I wasn’t gonna forget...
My mind bounced back to the filthy conversation we just had. Oooh dirty words are always easy to remember. I typed it out with a smirk on my face and pressed enter. Nothing happened.
My boss said ‘you’ve typed your password into the user name’
The password?
Facefucking01?
The password?
Facefucking01?
