in this thread i'll be rating the angels from neon genesis evangelion in their order of vore potential from least to greatest
#18 - Lilin

yeah you mean to tell me mankind can vore me? shut up. not only are human preds absolute garbage, but this one is literally all the humans? this must be a joke. get the fuck out of here.
#17 - Armisael

we all know damn well armisael is a prey slut, literally entering the body of best girl rei? fuck off, creep, go on omegle if you wanna be inside someone so bad, damn, you are literally just several letter x's
#16 - Sahaquiel

sahaquiel you son of a bitch you literally look like a failed nickelodeon logo prototype and you drop bombs from high altitudes like barack obama you don't even have a mouth i do not fuck with you
#15 - Arael

arael my poor misunderstood psychiatrist i am so sorry for putting you so low on this list you simply do not have a fucking mouth but i still love you and would give you a big lightning wing snuggle
#14 - Matarael

hey man i feel like you could be something but honestly you come so close but miss the mark so many times. i'm personally horrified of spiders but some people are into that but dude you don't have a fucking mouth. you do get bonus points for crying acid though
#13 - Zeruel

man you just really creep the fuck out of me, i'm sorry. i know you have a mouth but you make me so fucking uncomfortable, i straight up would not jump into it. plus you're literally the ONLY ANGEL that deadass got EATEN. you got vored. sit down you're no pred
#12 - Ramiel

not only is ramiel the best girl, but she can morph into a bunch of different geometric shapes? idk about u but being sealed in a diamond chamber with a warm laser orb is NOT THAT BAD OF A DEAL.
#11 - Lilith

i don't like this choice. but as one of the only angels that literally vored, i can not put her in a low place..... like yeah i know she can do it but.... would i want it? not really. but can she turn into a giant rei? yeah not my thing but it is for a LOT of people
#10 - Shamshel

idk man it looks like a fish and a mantis and has lasso arms? idk. i see promise. i don't really know i really just vibe with them and if they were able to vore yeah i'd trust them and be down, they seem like a friend
#9 - Ireul

this absolute unit can hack, corrode (digest), and assimilate literally anything it touches and almost vored all of nerv headquarters, straight up. i'm not into it but game recognizes game.
#8 - Leliel

fuck you for being mad at me for this, i already know you are. this beast VORED ENTIRE BUILDINGS. AND IT'S A SHADOW. plus remember when unit 01 burst out of it? that BULGED OUT. that fucker was a fleshy sac and there's nothing you can do to tell me it isn't a pred
#7 - Adam

not only did adam annihilate half the world by simply saying hi, but he created all the angels, which gives him massive props, also he's clearly like.. a holy eva, and evas are hot so hell yeah man absorb me in that light or some shit idk
#6 - Israfel

it's like sachiel but without the cute face and it's two so things are probably gonna get violent, that's all i gotta say about that
#5 - Sandalphon

haha look at this lil dude!!!!!!!! u want protection in a magma pool and need a safe place to snuggle?? look at this dorky lil dude!! he is NICE i don't care what you say! those lil teefers. his lil grabbies. those big friendly eyes. never change, sandalphon
#4 - Tabris

i hate myself for putting kaworu so fucking high on the list i have absolutely zero attraction to human preds but i literally can not deny he is cute and probably high potential for like 99% of people that like vore idk i fucking... i don't like it! i don't want it!
#3 - Sachiel

they're cute, fight me about it. and they very clearly have a consistent body and structure, they have a ribcage!!! and can grow extra heads for more fun!! plus they're big and strong and will keep you safe..
#2 - Gaghiel

YEAHHHHH NOW FINALLY THAT'S A FUCKIN MAW!!!!!!! GOOD SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALMOST VORED A SHIP?! LITERALLY VORED MISSILES TO DEATH. REST IN PEACE MY SWEET OCEANIC PRINCE.
#1 - Bardiel

fuck you, unit 03 is hot. i am sexually attracted to evangelions. and 03 is really sleek and spooky and yeah fuck it straight up sexy, you ever wanna fuck a robot? straight up. good shit. will absolutely be rough with you and give a fun night. fuck it. list OVER.
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