Vile dame alitoka from "kuoga na sabuni ya vyombo" to "I don't date broke men"

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Tulikua tumerelax pale mansion tukiguzanga FIFA tukiteremsha some drinks na my guy Mbeki, yes living our best lives fam. His last relationship ilikua on the rocks, so I asked him what went wrong. Alikua ame-bottle up his emotions but aliamua kusema cause it was worth the shot.
Najua his drink ilikua like "I know a spot" ikaenda straight to his heart cause mamen alianza kua emoshono. It's okay cause a drink cures what ales ya. I was there to lift his spirits cause nikaa alikua na issues Kibao. Pia ya his bro haikua inawork, I guess it runs in the Gins.
Backstory: So before Nairobi walikua wanastay in the lushy leafy suburbs in a small village in Nyamira, walikua 'kioo' cha jamii😂. Waligrow in the same place na walikua very simple people, watu wanaeza lala na kuku room moja, watu wamevaa viatu first time in form one😂ya dig?
Life was great bana, walikua wanahelp each other out na kazi and all, they were maid for each other. Walilima shamba moja na wakalimana ndani ya shamba. All he did was to a-tractor. She was a 3/10 juu accent nayo hua haitambui sura😂✌. Walipass exam and campus happened
The girl(Moraa~~M) alijoin wa kwanza,my guy Mbeki doo haikua imeingia fiti so hangemake kuenda alikaa nje another year.Mbeki was so happy for her,alimbebea suitcase akibazokizo kuenda kumpandisha gari za Nairobi😂.Akampea 100 abuy chipo pale Narok juu ATM hakua na doo on him
M alikua hajui Nairobi, mtu akimistake aPAINT Afya centre red utakua umeua M juu alikua amecram ni green.Ukimpea wrong direction unaeza kua umemkulisha vectors tao mzima na labda hakua amepiga ndula-coat.Akimiss one street unaeza mpata country bus akipanda gari za Machakos.
Hio time hakua anajua jiji vizuri so hakua familiar with the streets. Alikua anajoin KU, naimagine madonda wa Thika Rd vile walimshtua😂 " Thika kioo, Juja shillingi saba, KU chweza" ukiwa stranger unaeza dhani ni German. Watu wa ocha do nazi that coming hua inawahit hard asf😂
M alikua anafind comfort in Jesus, yesu alikua more-cozy kwake. Ungemuonesha 10K angesema uko illuminati juu hajawai ona pesa mingi kama hizo. As time went by wezi wenye miraba minne na misuli tinginya walimperemba simu so waka lose communication na my black king Mbeki.
Mbeki ni nani??? My guy alikua anakosa hadi appetite ilibidi ameuza mbuzi zao mbili amnulie smartphone. I don't know where he goat that idea. Alimnulia ideos akamskumia kama parcel na Nyamira Express. Ilimcost canine thousand hivi lakini alitaka his girl a-floss na simu ya maana
Ilibidi nmeacha my guy anipige set mzima ya FIFA ndo esteem irudi juu halafu steam zishuke kiasi ndo story iendelee. Ilibidi amenipiga best of 5 ndo ni even the playing field atakama odds were favouring me. Sad nigga hours hit different that day bana.
So ati after some time vibe ilikua imeisha, M alipatana na squad ya madame wakamchocha. Alianza kujua vitu, akajua make up, akawacha ushamba. Mbeki alighostiwa ajabu. Alikua anatuma text mrefu nikama ana apply kazi halafu hapati reply. Vile alikua anafanyiwa CVizuri.
PennywiseđŸ€Ą my guy hakua na kakitu lakini M alishinda ameitisha pesa nikama Mbeki ni babake. My guy alisema kama ni hio conglomeration of muscles and mucus with a pH of 3.8-4.5 wacha ikae juu nikaa hawakua na chemistry. Alijiheshimu na akawacha kuclownđŸ€Ą.
Mbeki alikua anaitishwa pesa ya shower gel na yeye amezoea sabuni ya menengai, men hee ngai M alimpea stress. Kuna siku ati aliambiwa "know your limits" na saizo dame kwao hawana fence akaisha nguvu.😭😭karibu afungue chemist ndo dawa za pressure na sukari zikue karibu.
Alisema mtu anafile nil returns haezi mkula kichwa. Ile simu my guy alinunua ndo aliambiwa nayo " I can't do this anymore". Wah my guy alipatwa na pressure kuliko "pascal" Tokodi. Umejitolea halafu unaambiwa "I never asked you to do that for me" my guy karibu atafute kamba😭😂😂
M alianza kusema vile anaogopa kula avocado na chai haina sukari ati akona makodo-fear na ndu-fear. Ati hawezi lala mattress si high density na maisha yake yote amelalia ile kitanda ya spring😭. So niliuliza my guy kama anaeza mrudia wamake up??? Alisema heri adate ndumakuwili😂
Ati Kang'ethe na Thiong'o walikua wanamnulia kuku na pizza pale uptown halafu wanampiga rotation kuliko kofia za campaign. Hakua ameanza ata sem ya tatu campo lakini ali disappear kwa maisha ya Mbeki without a tres. Nikama my guy was living in Spain but the s was silent.
Anyway black kings respect yourself small, utachagua between babe 'nibuyie' na Joan kubuy. Choose wisely😂. After a few glasses my guy alivaa contacts zake akaona kweli M wasn't shit. Alivow never to simp again cause being single hits different while you are in a relationship.
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