as i watch #feelgood for probably the 15th time i feel compelled to create a thread with some of my favorite quotes. who’s with me?
@TheMaeMartin

“i never fucking touched those fucking pears.”

“no mae, im just telling you a story about myself.”

“don’t say dredging, that’s disgusting”
@LisaKudrow

“he couldn’t make it, he got stung by ants- by red ants...”
@Charitchie

“yes, Hoggie Dunlop weirdly is her name. it’s funny actually, i met her through Jonathan Crenshaw.”
@TheMaeMartin

“well that went terribly!” and “why have you stopped talking what’s happening”
@JBazzler

“oh brother, did somebody say canada?”

“she’s in my phone under corn... call corn!!”

“what do you mean passive, that’s what sex is”

“your friends a real bitch” “well... yeah.. yeah.”

“you were in an incubator sweetheart. it’s why we’re not close.”

“...are we not close..??”

@TheMaeMartin @LisaKudrow

“i don’t know maybe you shouldn’t have said i bought a strap on and i pay for most of our ubers.”

@TheMaeMartin i keep thinking of more quotes and eventually this thread will just be the entire script of the whole series