watching Miss Congeniality for approximately the 895th time. gonna tweet my way thru it.

mute now or forever hold your peace.

it = what benjamin bratt could get

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(yes our tv is still on the floor we haven’t mounted it yet, no further comment)

also, tonight’s snacks

a book with a spy camera in it. Need.

using a spatula to close your microwave so you can heat your lean cuisine dinner = very me

boxing in your living room to de-stress = very not me

“I’m gonna get chip-faced” god I love Gracie hart (and all the food in this film)

I forgot how huge a douchebag Benjamin bratt is in this

omg I’m now the age Sandra bullock is supposed to be in this film (31) brb spiraling

fuck Benjamin bratt for sexually harassing his colleague. He absolutely could and should smack my ass but he NEEDS TO ASK ME FIRST.

an absolute legend

"I'm having a bad hair day. Bad hair decade, really." I feel seen, thank you gracie hart.

I'm sorry, what was the question? I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap.

I’m choking on my Pocky stick over “I haven’t seen a walk like that since Jurassic park”

if you can get over the subtle homophobia in literally every Michael Caine scene he’s such an enjoyable character

a mood

A Cinematic Moment

here we go

I think about the donuts in this scene more than I should

“What’s her talent? Bartending?” where is candice bergen’s EGOT for this role

the moment that changed april 25 forever

are paint raves a thing because I’d like them to be a thing

Miss New York threw the first brick at stonewall