Randomly watching Eyes Wide Shut for the first time ever and I think my brain is melting. What and why is any of this.

It has gotten increasingly & shockingly weirder with every passing minute - I'm only halfway through so if it keeps up at this rate I'm not convinced I won't be plunged into permanent insanity.

Ah yes the mask party - I think I'd seen a minute or two of this at some far too young age. Wow does this scene really drag out, huh?

I got way too invested in the piano player's storyline - clearly far more ancillary to the narrative here than I'd initially predicted.

People forget, but Eyes Wide Shut parties are what all parties were like prior to the coronavirus.

Eyes Wide Shut is a Christmas movie.

Ugh no one likes to hear about other peoples' dreams, Nicole.

Oh looks like the Nick Nightingale saga continues!

Okay wtf is up with this costume shop. More haunting than the mask party tbh.

Still nearly an hour left. How, I ask you. How.

The auto-reply response I get from most federal agencies when I'm on a deadline.

The weirdest part about this movie, by far, is that people still seem excited to answer their cell phones. 1999 was a more innocent time.

Tom Cruise will not stop repeating everyone's lines back to them my God.

I agree with Stanley Kubrick’s clear preference throughout the film for multi-colored Christmas lights rather than plain white colored lights.

Oh the conspiracy theories I’m sure this movie has spawned