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Hello and welcome to the thread of fucked up things my boyfriend's mom has said / done since we've found out we're expecting a little one.
First off, she's hosting the baby shower / diaper party. Said it was going to small. (Close friends and family.) Made a Facebook invite. 107 people are invited. Now, mind you. I don't know ANY of these people. My own family can't make it, mainly because the family that does. (1)
Is much older and not able to sit in a car for 2 hours at a time. Prior to being pregnant I had a shitty immune system, now it's even shittier and I am forever grateful that I've only been sick once. (The flu, and that itself was hell.) So tell me why the fuck are we inviting (2)
107 people, for a BABY SHOWER / DIAPER PARTY, when in her description it states " help celebrate the newest home renovations, with many games, food and our grandson's arrival." Like oh hey, here's our new giant ass bathroom, kitchen island, my son's pregnant girlfriend oh! (3)
And Cornhole. (4) (And yes. Cornhole gets its own segment)
Second off, his sister's wedding is September 5th. Which in the beginning our estimated due date was August 21st, when in fact our due date now is September 1st. She still wants us to make it for the wedding. Told us we could take the master bedroom and she and grandmother (5)
Would be personal baby sitters. No. Hell. To. The. No. You want me to take MY SON whom is which would be FOUR days old to a wedding with people we don't really know? NO. Hell no. Thank you for the offer but, no. I put my mom on bed rest when I was born lmao (6)
You really think I want to be up socializing with people when I'm in pain, my son is 4 days old, no immune system and see tweet number 2 of this thread if you still aren't sure why a wedding is a bad idea. (7)
Now, if you weren't sure, my boyfriend and I are big gamers. Not to mention on my side of the family we're a very big gamers. (Ty WoW, Battlefield 2, KH, and any other games for always being there for me as a child) so she tells my boyfriend that he needs to (8)
Sell all the gaming shit (consoles, controllers, computers, TV's, etc) because we have a baby on the way and our financial situation isn't a good one since covid hit. We aren't dying of hunger or anything, it's just that we've both been out of work. (9)
Little does this woman know. I bought the Xbox he uses for his birthday, the other Xbox is my mother's, which I use to play games with my little siblings, the PS4 is also hers, which I use to play with my father, whom I NEVER get to see, my laptop which I received as (10)
A Christmas gift because my step dad THREW my old laptop across the room because it was in his way. He bought me a new one because he felt horrible that the one prior didn't turn on anymore. She claims HE doesn't need the entertainment. When it is in fact mainly for me. (11)
This woman has gone off and said that if we "lose our apartment" we're more than welcome to go live with her for a few months while we get back on our feet. ;) No ty. You already mirco manage my boyfriend, I don't need you to do that to my child or I honey. (12)
She can micromanage him all she wants, but there is no way she is going to do it to me. My own mother didn't give a fuck what I did with my money. She didn't hover over my bank account and watch my every move. She allowed me to learn on my own. (13)
I'll be sure to add onto this if anything else interesting happens. (14 / End?)
