I think @realDonaldTrump should move on from Sleepy Joe to Basement Joe.
Or President Basement. But I can't blame him from hiding out there...sniffing young girls hair is the third easiest way to contract COViD after stockpiling infected victims in NY retirement homes and BLM marches.
And as much as @HillaryClinton claims support for Joe, deep down, you know she's seething. Her mental list of things she'd be willing to kill before seeing Joe Biden elected President:
1. Vince Foster
2. Jeffrey Epstein
3. Ghislane Maxwell
4. The Dab
5. Joe Biden
I really wish, though, someone would put me out of my misery before I have to endure another Biden ad--first half of every commercial mirrors pharma adds for drugs treating erectile disfunction.
But, all in all, I still think Joe Biden looks great. Who’s his taxidermist?
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