bye I’ve had some of the weirdest dreams with bts and they’re not even sexual it’s just BEYOND weird

I had a dream I was hoseok’s mom and he was going to get married to Yoongi and I was holding their hands but they were crying because I was DYING so I was like “yo it’s good I’m just gonna die” LIKE WHAT

I also had a dream where taehyung was upset at me and I was the manager and he kept running around everywhere and all he wanted was fucking WATER

And last night I had a dream where yoongi asked me to look at his scalp because he thought he had dandruff https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">

anyways my latest dream namjoon becoming the president https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧍‍♀️" title="Stehende Frau" aria-label="Emoji: Stehende Frau">and it was hard because we were in America bevause all the cishet white men were hollering at him BUT THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN JOON GOES “straight is illegal” and then we lived in harmony ig https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😻" title="Grinsendes Katzengesicht mit herzförmigen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Katzengesicht mit herzförmigen Augen"> but yeah