i asked my sister what she wanted to do today and she said “go to disneyland” so today we’re going to pretend we’re at disneyland. updates to come.
update: pirates of the caribbean with these sour candies we always get at disneyland to eat in the line
we’re on the haunted mansion now
we also made fake ears for the occasion
next we’re going to adventureland and we don’t have pickles but we do have celery which works
indiana jones ride let’s GOOO
just got on splash mountain, hope i don’t get splashed
front row of thunder mountain let’s GO
front row of space mountain AND there was no line wow it’s truly our lucky day huh
we’re making this disneyland trip more authentic now by pacing around the apartment for 1,000 steps in between every ride to get the same typical disneyland step count
in line for star tours (also, we’re not doing any of the new star wars stuff because we’ve never been on it before and just want the usual disney experience we know)
we would usually do that buzz lightyear ride next while still in tomorrowland but it’s not fun to not be in control of the little ray gun shooting things so we’re gonna move onto fantasy land now
we have a very specific order to doing disneyland rides and ignore most everything in fantasy land except matterhorn
spotted one of those famous cats at disneyland
oh heck yes matterhorn
we are unintentionally tearing through these rides and it’s not nearly late enough to make our amazing disneyland dinner so it’s walking time again see you in 1k steps
we’ve park hopped to california adventure now!! first we shall walk through the cars land bit before riding the ride
for dinner we’re “going to corn dog castle” and making these veggie corn dogs and some fries
as we cook we’re going on tower of terror. then we’ll do the guardians of the galaxy version.
time for the guardians version. fun in a way less scary way!
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